The Pretty List ~ A Lams AU

✨17 ~ ITS SHORT IM SORRY✨

gina linetti >>>>>>>>>>>

"Alex? Alex! What the fuck did you get? You've zoned out for like two minutes!"

"I- oh. I'm 7."

There's a series of shouted overlapping each other that make me jump and take a few steps backwards, before I'm caught up in a hug as John comes barrelling towards me (how the fuck did he get over that table so fast?!).

I let out a muffled yelp and stumble backwards, incredibly surprised. I mean it's not like he actually cares, right? Like, he's just in it for the immunity.

He pulls away and grins at me.

"What did you get?" I whisper, not making any efforts to untangle myself from his arms.

"Number one, obviously."

"I told you you didn't have to worry."

"I mean, you're the one who dropped ten places."

I laugh slightly and suddenly meet his eyes.

I'm pretty sure my heart just did 5 somersaults and then leapt out of my body James Bond style.

And then he kisses me.

Holy shit again, I mean, but this time it's good obviously, because you know my crippling crush and want to be with him forever and have him love me back.

Duh.

Why'd he-

Oh right, I forgot we were in public. Aha.

Kinda wish it was real though.

"Get a room!" Peggy yells and we pull apart, sheepishly, my face burning a bright red as he awkwardly scratches the back of his neck.

"Hang on a second," Maria says, biting down on her lip, "If you're 7, then who was 7 befo-" a moment of realization struck across her face.

Oh god it was George wasn't it. Oh shit I hope he's not pissed. That is not a conversation I want to deal with.

George laughs, "I'm not pissed. Trust me I saw this coming. The only reason I was still on there was because I slept with one of the board members."

Everyone's faces fall and we stare at him with wide eyes. Sam's jaw drops as he stares at his boyfriend, "What?!"

"Oh, heh, guess I should have told you."

time skip brought to u by the lego man in my pocket named timmy

"John, damn, it's everywhere. Every where I look, god fucking damnit I can't escape your face." I whisper. He'd broken the all time record with totally stunning looks and has been number 1 for 7 year in a row. Like damn.

"Ha, I'm even more famous." He laughs, though I'm not really sure he cares. Um? How can he not care? This is big, very big. (any lenny faces and i will punch u)

I'd managed to make the news as well, y'know, having dropped seven places and gotten into the top 10.

Impressive right?

MY GOD IM SORRY ITS SHORTER THAN MY PENIS

ITS THE SIZE OF A ONEHSOT FORGIVE ME PLEASE