The Pretty List ~ A Lams AU

✨26 ~ Here's Where The Fun Really Begins ✨

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i feel like john would break his voice screaming this song

it fits him too well i can see him screaming this song ugh i love olivia

LIKE THE SECOND VERSE THE ONE AFTER THE CHORUS HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE WRITTEN IT

ok ty for listening to that lets get on with the chapter

"That's my jumper."

"What?"

"Nothing, never mind."

I look down at the jumper I'm wearing and realisation suddenly slaps me across the face. Oh my god, I'm wearing John's jumper, the one he gave me a few days ago.

Shit.

"Yeah, well, it's my jumper now, you shoulda thought of that when you gave it to me." I say notchantly.

"Oh really?" He whispers, resting his head on my shoulder and putting his hands in my jumper pocket.

"Yeah, you really didn't think this through." I whisper, a stupid grin plastered across my face.

"My jumper is way too big on you, it's cute." He mumbles and I feel my face go bright red, and I squirm away.

time skip bc why do i write fluff what is wrong with me can we do angst now?

"When you think about it I'm basically batman."

"What the fu- When the hell did you get here?!"

John ignores me, and jumps over the back of the sofa, sitting next to me.  "Think about it. I'm basically batman."

"No you're absolutely not."

"Uh, yeah, I am."

"Go on, I'll bite. Explain."

"Well, I'm a billionaire-"

"Have you ever really counted your money?"

"No but I'm like, 99.99% sure. And I'm an orphan-"

"Your fathers still alive."

"I like to pretend he's not. Stop interrupting my points. Francis was like the Joker-"

"Batman and the Joker never dated. And Batman never killed the joker." I raise my eyebrow at John.

"Obviously you've never watched the Lego Batman movie. And yeah, in like movie 53. Do your fucking research."

"Fine then. Are you a superhero?"

"Close enough."

"In what way?! Besides, you're not Bruce Wayne."

"Totally am."

"Are you super cool, super handsome and have a super cool deep voice? And a fuck-ton of side chicks?"

"Yes, except for that last one."

"No the fuck you do not," I snort, "You do not have a super cool deep voice."

"Sure I do..." He whispers in my ear, leaning towards me.

I stare at him for about five seconds, before turning back to my phone and deadpanning, "John, there's a spider on the ceiling."

He screams in a stupidly high pitch voice for a fully grown man, looking very suddenly up the the ceiling, and then proceeding to fall backwards off of the sofa, screaming again.

Pouting, John looks at me from the floor and I quickly take a picture of him.

"That was fucking rude, never use the S word like that. And don't you dare post that." He hisses.

"Aw c'mon, you look so cute." I tease him, showing him the picture.

"No I don't."

"Yeah you do.

"Ok maybe I do..."

I post the picture, with the caption John doenst think he's cute. Immediately the comments were rolling in about how cute he was.  I show my phone to him.

"See, you are cute!"

"I hate you."

"I love you too."

"Ugh. Fuck you."

"Only if you ask nicely."

John looks at me, before standing up and walking off, mumbling what I can only assume to be curses under his breath. I laugh to myself, and turn off my notifications.

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It's 3am, and I haven't slept. But I'm so tired. I don't know why. I did shit all all day. But I'm exhausted. And I can't sleep.

Why is 3am such an enticing time? It's always 3am.

I sigh softly.

"Hey Alex?" John whispers, his arms shifting and it was almost like he held me closer. I didn't know he was awake still.

"Yeah?" I mumble back, and there's a few second of silence.

"Nothing, never mind." He replies simply, and kisses me gently on the neck.

I let out a breath, and adjust slightly in his arms. "If you're sure."

John's POV

Fuck fuck, fucking shit. Ugh. I was-

Ugh.