Interesting fact, Jungkook is older than Bang Chan
(TW: there will be some dark humour so if you're not into that then don't read)
Changminlix - *makes slime*
Jungkook - *sees changbin* what is that green stuff?
Changbin - Oh nothing!
Felix - We're making a surprise!
Seungmin - Yeah!
Jungkook - Ok...?
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"The winner for the 2021 Grammy awards goes to..."
Chan - *whispers to self* please be us, please be us, please be us...
"...BTS!"
BTS - *goes to the stage*
Minho - NO!
Felix - *cries*
Hyunjin - REALLY? THEY WON? THAT'S NOT FAIR! WE SPENT OUR BUTTS LOSING WEIGHT AND DANCING FOR HOURS, AND THEY'RE JUST STANDING THERE!
Changbin - Let's go guys! *flees*
Seungsung - wait for us! *runs with changbin*
Namjoon - Thank you ARMY for supporting us through the way-
BTS - *gets slime splashed into them*
Seokjin - mY hAiR! NoUuUuUuUuUu-
Jimin - WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO US?
Yoongi - AWH! NOT toDaY!
BTS - *screaming*
Changbin - We did it!
Seungsung - Yay!
Chan - What the-
Namjoon - AHHHHH MY SKIN IS PEELING OFF!
Jungkook - OH F*CK I'M IN PAIN! SOMEBODY HELP!
Hoseok - AHHHH! I'M MELTING LIKE BUTTER! (stream butter)
Taehyung - MY EYES! MY EYES! *runs around in pain*
Jennie - Is this the part of the show?
Jisoo - I think so...
Lisa - *dipping mr bobby into the slime, watching the toy's head fall off*
Jeongin - Where's mr bobby- *sees lisa with a headless mr bobby* MR BOBBY! *runs to the toy*
Lisa - Haha! You're too late!
Jeongin - NOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Chan - JEONGIN!
Jeongin - *screams*
Chan - Come back now.
Jeongin - b-but mr bobby...
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
