Minho - *carries jisung*
Jisung - *flies from minho's arms*
Minho - Ji?
Jisung - *carries minho and runs away with him*
Felix - Jisung where are you doing?
Jisung - I need some nuts...
Felix - Uh...
Jisung - *climbs inside minho's pants and hides*
Minho - AH- J-Ji you're tickling me-
Jisung - *leaves minho's pants*
Felix - Squirrel in your pants?
Minho - Yes. *sighs*
Chan - Ah! I remember this song from my childhood-
Felix - Shut up Chris. Also, kiss me.
Chan - No. We're friends. You're with Changbin, no?
Felix - Oh fuck-
Changbin - *kicks felix* You!
Felix - *cries*
Changbin - *carries felix from the pants*
Felix - My pants! *holds on his pants*
Seungmin - Channie-hyung, do you have any avocados?
Chan - No...?
Jeongin - Hi Minnie-hyung-
Seungmin - *carries jeongin* Do you have any peaches?
Jeongin - Peaches?
Seungmin - *searches jeongin to find any peaches*
Hyunjin - Seungmin, I have some peaches- *sees seungmin harassing jeongin* SEUNGMIN!
Seungmin - Huh-
Hyunjin - *slaps seungmin* HE'S A FUCKING CHILD!
Seungmin - U-uh-
Jeongin - What are peaches?
Hyunjin - An ass.
Jeongin - An ass?
Hyunjin - Yeah. It's disgusting.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
