Jisung - *groans* Ow... my stomach hurts- *water breaks* Oh no...
Minho - You're alright?
Jisung - M-my water broke-
Minho - Ahhh! Let's go to the hospital! *carries jisung and takes him to the car*
Jisung - Mimo-hyunggggg! I feel like I need to push!
Minho - B-but- your water literally just broke-
Jisung - *hides to push*
Hyunjin - What happened...? *sees jisung* Ew.
Minho - *slaps hyunjin* IT'S NATURAL!
Hyunjin - *rubs his face* Ow...
Jisung - Ohhh...
Minho - I can see the head! Keep pushing!
Jisung - U-ughhhh! *gives birth*
Minho - *holds the baby* Yay! It's a boy!
Jisung - Yay!
Hyunjin - Ew.
Baby - *cries*
Jisung - Aw... he looks like you, Mimo-hyung!
Minho - O-oh-
Felix - *walks past* Aw, a baby!
Jisung - Yeah! I pooped him out!
Felix - Cool! What's his name?
Jisung - U-uh...
Minho - How about... Jooyeon?
Jisung - Yeah! Lee Jooyeon-
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Jooyeon - And that's how I was born!
Jungsu - Wow!
Gunil - Cool! Anyways, Stray Kids sucks-
Jooyeon - *beats up gunil*
Ji-seok - I was born in a bath-
Hyeong Jun - Wait- Jisung has a va-
Jooyeon - I've never seen my dad's vag-
Seung Min - To give birth, you come out of a vagina.
Gunil - Yeah. Where's your mommy?
Hyeong Jun - Jisung isn't your daddy then.
Jooyeon - U-uh-
Jisung - Hi sweetie! I'm here!
Jooyeon - U-u-u- *hides*
Jisung - Jooyeon...?
Hyeong Jun - Ayo Jooyeon, your mom is here.
Seung Min - Yeah!
Jooyeon - *runs away*
Jisung - Aww sweetie... how was school?
Jooyeon - Sucks.
Jisung - Why?
Jooyeon - Dad... do you have a... vagina?
Jisung - *gasps*
Jooyeon - D-dad-
Jisung - Baby... uh- well...
Jooyeon - DAD!
Jisung - OK OK! I'm trans!
Jooyeon - Why did you lie to me? So are you saying that you're my mom?
Jisung - *cries*
Minho - *comes back, sees jisung crying* Bae... you alright?
Jooyeon - U-uh-
Jisung - We'll speak when he go home. Alright?
Jooyeon - Fine...
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
