cw // mentions of r4p3
hyunjin - FELIXXXXXXXXXXXXX-
felix - whot.
hyunjin - my backkkkkk- *cries*
felix - so whot.
hyunjin - scratch it or i'll scratch you.
felix - *bites hyunjin*
hyunjin - *moans*
chan - *runs in with his laptop* NAUR FELIX! I'M USING HIS MOANS FAUR DE NEXT SONG!
felix - really.
hyunjin - ahhh fuck-
chan - *presses play, red lights plays*
felix - oop-
chan - nAuR- *plays 34+35* nAuR tHaT sOnG hAs BaD wOrDs! *plays dive in* yEaAa tHaTs tHe oNe!
jisung - i thought i was your one...
chan - shOt uP hAn!
jisung - shot up?
chan - *gives jisung a wedgie from the shorts*
jisung - OWWWWW MY ACORNS!
minho - ACORNS? *sniffs jisung* NOOOOOOO!
felix - why is everyone so-
jeongin - channie-hyung!
chan - yes?
jeongin - i just moaned!
chan - *runs to his room with his laptop* now moan.
jeongin - *moans*
chan - good boy... *smiles*
changbin - are we 3racha again?
chan - we are and we always will.
changbin - good because jisung raped me last night.
jisung - WHAT.
changbin - you said i was short enough to be seen as a girl so- TWITTER POLICE!
jisung - NOOOOOOOOO!
seungmin - *twerks on an avocado*
felix - hey, stop eating that. *takes it off him*
seungmin - *cries*
felix - come here seungmin.
seungmin - *hiccups* where's jeongin?
felix - he's probably getting fucked again.
chan - *inserts inside of jeongin* you like that?
jeongin - *moans* nghhhhh- ah! ahhhhhh!
chan - yeah... how you like that, innie?
jeongin - *softly cries* y-yes hyung-ie- y-your cock is y-yummy-
chan - it better be baby because you're gonna drink some of its juice.
jeongin - y-yes hyung-ie~
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
Fiksi PenggemarRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
