chan - what type of lines are you taking, felix?
felix - i'm taking the central line!
chan - alright then! i'm taking the green line.
jake - district?
chan - yup!
jake - alright then. i'm taking the piccadilly line.
boys - *snorts, gets high*
felix - mmm... it smells like strawberry capitalism...
jake - i smell blueberry capitalism!
chan - well i smell... apple... berry...
jeongin - what are you guys doing?
jake - hey jeongin! we're snorting the new underground cocaine lines! wanna try some?
jeongin - oh no thanks-
seungmin - where did you get them?
felix - in london! since they banned vaping, we decided to take these underground lines instead!
jisung - ouu- can i take hammersmith and city?
felix - definitely!
jisung - *snorts, gets high* oh yes... i can feel myself getting- *gets hard* oh no-
minho - *tries to run away*
jisung - *runs to minho*
minho - AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ni-ki - jeongin, why are your hyungs acting weird again-
felix - let's go on a train!
ni-ki - NOOOOOOOOOO-
jisung - *dances in his underwear*
minho - P-PLEASE NO- NOOOOOOOO-
hyunjin - *fast dances with felix* i hate slow dancing, it's so boring and slow.
felix - well at least i have an ass. *twerks*
hyunjin - *scoffs* show off.
chan - *flies in the air with his feet*
seungmin - wait- did hyung just fly?
jeongin - yes.
daehyun - hey losers!
mina - we hope you kept the best ones for us!
tyuzu - yeah!
felix - you can have waterloo!
chaeyoung - is that mint? *tastes* i love mint!
tyuzu - i wanna have london overground!
daehyun - hey! i was gonna have london overground!
naeyeon - none of you are getting london overground if you fight.
jeongyeon - i'll take circle!
momo - i'll take elizabeth line!
jihyo - ooh! i want victoria!
sana - me too!
jihyo - let's share!
sana - okie!
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everyone - *is high*
tyuzu - *groans* is anyone seeing a ghost that is singing "noonan neomu yeppeo?"
jonghyun - *dances* NOONA NEOMU YEPPEO-
jeongin - nah that's just our friend.
felix - what did he take?
jeongin - natural jonghyun juice.
jonghyun - *snorts some cocaine from felix*
felix - hey! i wanted the northern line!
jonghyun - oh- sorry!
taemin - *grabs jonghyun by the neck* DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO TAKE DRUGS?
jonghyun - los drogas?
taemin - no hyung, you are not in narcos.
jonghyun - solo quería usar el baño-
seungmin - looks like someone saw the spanish or vanish email-
taemin - SHUT UP! MY HYUNG IS NOT A MEXICAN!
jonghyun - nunca dije que era mexicano-
taemin - NO YOU ARE NOT MEXICANO! that stupid bird should've vanished you-
jonghyun - no es un pájaro, es un búho.
jeongin - what tf did he say...?
taemin - um- do you want some tacos?
jonghyun - no me gustan los tacos.
ni-ki - he doesn't like tacos.
jeongin - OH COME ON- now everyone will assume that all asians are smart!
ni-ki - i just heard no tacos and assumed he's saying he doesn't like tacos.
taemin - well can you tell him to stop speaking in spanish?
ni-ki - taemin te está pidiendo que hables coreano.
jonghyun - hi.
taemin - thank god. thank you so much my dearest ni-ki-
ni-ki - don't make it weird.
jonghyun - WHAT HAD YOU DONE?
taemin - wut-
jonghyun - THAT OWL IS GONNA KILL ME! HELP! HEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPP! *runs away*
ni-ki - has he always been this cray-cray?
taemin - yes.
window - *breaks*
everyone - *gasps*
chan - WHO'S THERE?
duolingo - *breaks in through a broken window*
everyone - *screams, runs away*
duolingo - *pulls out a gun*
ni-ki - oh mierda...
duolingo - *starts shooting up the jyp building*
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jonghyun - *wakes up* phew, it was just a dream...
irene - *shows boobs*
jonghyun - AAAAAA-
irene - what? i wanted to show you my tattoo!
jonghyun - oh! *reads* jonghyun's property? that's my babygirl- *kisses irene*
luna - hi!
jonghyun - hey cutie!
luna - i got a tattoo too! it's on my butt! *shows the tattoo*
jonghyun - AAAAAA- WHY IS IT GREEN?
luna - oh- it just got infected since shrek tattooed me. it'd go away in couple of days.
chan - JONGHYUN-
jonghyun - *screams*
chan - i'm afraid you had been on screen for way longer than you should. we must cut the scene now.
jonghyun - b-but- i was just getting to the best-
chan - CUT! (pssst! coming up in sm nation: fanfic shorts!)
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
