jeongin - *barks*
seungmin - no i'm the puppy!
jeongin - no i am!
seungmin - no me!
jeongin - no me!
seungmin - me!
jeongin - me!
jisung - so who's the squirrel?
jeongin - go away.
seungmin - yeah, go away.
jisung - jeez... *leaves*
hyunjin - *exists*
jeongin - ew.
seungmin - ew.
hyunjin - are you kidding me?
felix - eugh-
hyunjin - i will kick you back to australia.
felix - *squeals*
chan - my butt hurts...
jeongin - then slap your butt. that's what you said to me-
chan - oh... *slaps his ass, moans* oh...? it works?
jeongin - yeah!
chan - wow... i'm a genius! i can be a hoe and have butt relief at the same time!
hyunjin - why didn't you tell me? i do butt exercises all the time! the cramps do get pretty bad...
changbin - tell me about it.
minho - what is wrong with you guys? this is why i keep my babies away from you. i'm going to got7.
hyunjin - uh... they're worse.
minho - well at least they have their own independence. isn't that not enough nowadays?
hyunjin - uh- *cuts toe*
minho - EW- *dies*
hyunjin - bruh.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
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