jisung - *turns into sailor moon*
minho - what are you- oh.
jisung - i'm sailor moon!
minho - NO COME BACK WHAT ABOUT MY KITTENS-
jisung - *runs away*
minho - NOOOOOOOOOOOO-
felix - what's going on?
minho - jisung turned into sailor moon againnnnnn...
felix - don't worry, he'll come back!
minho - no he won't! when i found him, he was nearly dead...
felix - oh...
jeongin - *eats bread*
jisung - *takes the bread off him*
jeongin - *cries*
chan - jisung, give the bread back to jeongin.
jisung - jeez fine. *gives*
jeongin - yayyyyy! *eats happily*
felix - uh who's happily?
jeongin - *dances*
jisung - stop dancing.
jeongin - *twerks*
jisung - no.
jeongin - *shows booty*
jisung - ew-
jonghyun - *pushes jeongin out the window*
jisung - omg jonghyun, you're my hero!
jonghyun - yes. i am sailor moon.
taeil - no i am.
jonghyun - hey! why are you stealing my identity?
taeil - normally, i am taeil moon-
jonghyun - shut up this is my alias.
taeil - no hyung, this is identity theft.
jonghyun - n-no-
police - *takes jonghyun away*
jonghyun - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
jisung - but i'm sailor moon...
felix - anywho, i'm going to beomgyu's place.
beomgyu - who's beomgyu?
felix - you.
beomgyu - i'm not playing this game again. i know yu is chinese. who is beomgyu.
felix - *sighs* what is your name?
beomgyu - my name is beomgyu.
felix - and so...?
beomgyu - you said beomjyu, not beomgyu.
felix - i am so desperate to literally pick you up just to throw you out of the window.
beomgyu - that's assault. please die.
felix - i hate beomgyu.
taehyun - same.
soobin - i'm a rabbit.
felix - go away hyung.
soobin - we're the same age felix.
jisung - uhhh... *flies away*
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
