felix - so yesterday... i died.
stray kids - *claps*
felix - STOP CLAPPING! *gets mad*
hyunjin - my dog stepped on a bee- *starts blinking in one eye*
jisung - what the fuc-
seungmin - i want to leave.
felix - anyways... meet my cheese! tofu!
jeongin - hey! that's taemin!
felix - no. it's a tofu.
jisung - wait- if taemin and jeongin bonded together, is that a cheese sandwich?
jeongin - ew
hyunjin - what's wrong?
jeongin - i hate cheese.
felix - JAIL-
jeongin - i-
changbin - *puts jeongin in jail*
jeongin - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
minho - wow. i'm impressed.
chan - don't be mean, minho. they're just kids.
minho - yeah right.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
