jisung - *plays with minho's cats*
felix - *walks past* hey!
jisung - *looks back* lix, can you bring jeongin to bed?
felix - uh... sure...? *walks to his room*
jeongin - i don't wanna sleep...
felix - *sighs* why?
jeongin - because a ghost might kill me...
felix - look... no it won't.
jeongin - b-but-
felix - do you want me to sleep with you?
jeongin - sure...
felix - *lays on the bed* see? no ghosts-
jonghyun - *comes out of nowhere* NOONA NEOMU-
jeongin - *dolphin screams*
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hyuka - wow... that was scary...
jeongin - i know! it was a big ghost!
hyuka - jeez...
ni-ki - i'm going to eat.
hyuka - same. *follows*
jeongin - hey wait up-
jonghyun - hi jeongin-
jeongin - *screams*
taemin - uh...
jeongin - WHO ARE YOU WEIRDO?
taemin - im taemin.
jeongin - no you're not
taemin - yes i am.
jeongin - your name is lee taemin.
taemin - yes that is my name.
jeongin - so why did you call yourself im taemin? did you get married?
taemin - no i didn't-
jeongin - oh you're-
taemin - tf?
jeongin - n-no wait!
taemin - *face palms* have you been disrespecting my hyung.
jeongin - who is your hyung?
taemin - my hyung.
jonghyun - hi.
jeongin - *screams*
ni-ki - OH FUCK- A SPOOK!
jonghyun - w-w-wha- *starts crying*
hyuka - ew! *throws beans at jonghyun*
jonghyun - noooo, why so mean? *runs to a corner*
taemin - hyung! *looks at them angrily* you better apologise to my hyung.
ni-ki - why should we?
taemin - i'll make you pay.
ni-ki - try me bitch.
taemin - *whistles* HYUNG!
minho - *comes out* dibidibidis my name is minho
hyuka - uh- *whistles* HYUNG!
yeonjun - h-huh- *looks up* FIGHTING BLEEDING LOSING-
jeongin - NOW FIGHT!
yeonjun - *twerks on minho*
minho - DIBIDIBIDIS-
taemin - HEY! USE YOUR EXPLOSIVE GAS!
minho - dibidibidis! *farts*
yeonjun - *falls* EWW!
taemin - YES! WE'RE DEFEATING THEM!
jonghyun - *still crying at the corner*
minho - dibidibidis- *defeats yeonjun*
taemin - yes!
hyuka - HYUNGGGGGGGGGGG!
yeonjun - *groans*
hyuka - u-uh- *carries yeonjun*
ni-ki - we need a new player!
taemin - anyone else?
minho - dibidibidis
jeongin - you take yeonjun to the pokémon center, i'll help with this.
ni-ki - WAIT- WE'RE PLAYING POKÉMON?
jeongin - it's because we can't do actual fighting this chapter.
ni-ki - oh...
hyuka - *takes yeonjun to a pokémon center*
jeongin - SEUNGMIN!
seungmin - it's seungmin in the building!
jeongin - *feeds him avocados* now go attack minho.
seungmin - yessir! *attacks minho*
minho - dibidibidis! *falls on his back*
taemin - hyung! are you alright?
minho - dibi... dibi... *flips back around* dibidibidis!
taemin - great! go all ahjussi attack!
minho - dibidibidis! *grabs milk and slams it on seungmin's head*
seungmin - avocado... *throws avocados at minho*
minho - DIBI- *slips* dis...
taemin - NO!
jeongin - hahah! not so strong now, ay?
taemin - HYUNG!
onew - chicken...!
jeongin - no fair! *gives water to seungmin* give it your all min, i know you can do it!
seungmin - yes! *turns into avocado*
onew - chicken...?
seungmin - *surprise attacked him*
onew - CHICKEN!!!!
taemin - COME ON! USE YOUR DUBULGE!
onew - chicken... *shoots canons out of his dubulge, defeats seungmin*
seungmin - *falls* a-avocado... m-mash...
jeongin - NO! *cries*
ni-ki - I GOT THIS! *throws in his pokeball* sunghoon, i choose you!
sunghoon - *runs behind ni-ki*
ni-ki - *gives sunghoon a cracker*
sunghoon - *attacks onew*
onew - chicken! *throws eggs from his butt*
sunghoon - *falls*
taemin - a hat-trick? too easy.
ni-ki - come on mate! go for it! be our winning guy!
sunghoon - *charges at onew*
onew - chicken...?
sunghoon - i win. *defeats onew*
taemin - NO!
jeongin and ni-ki - YES!
chan - kids! time for dinner!
jeongin - awh... we were just getting into the best part!
ni-ki - yeah!
chan - well you can play your naruto game later. your food will get cold.
jeongin - hyunggggg it's not naruto it's pokémon.
chan - whatever you call it. come over.
jeongin - ugh fine.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
