a/n: sunoo, sunghoon, yeonjun and beomgyu are trans guys (afab) btw
Felix - *gets cramps*
Chan - Are you alright?
Felix - No...
Hyunjin - *eats bunch of chocolates and cakes* Mmm- please, Channie-hyung give me more food-
Chan - Uh...
Seungmin - *walks around with a blood stain in his pants*
Chan - Oh... *sees the stain* Uh... seungmin...?
Seungmin - *looks at chan* Yeah hyung?
Chan - You have something in your pants...
Seungmin - What happened?
Chan - It's in front of you-
Seungmin - Uh...? *looks down* Ah! My womenstruation has started!
Felix - You too?
Hyunjin - You have womenstruation as well?
Minho - *screams* WHY DOES WOMEN EXIST?
Chan - Uh...
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Chan - Why are you all bleeding?
Felix - I don't know...
Minho - Women are the worst!
Hyunjin - I know right! There's literally women in womenstruation so therefore it's women's fault we're suffering!
Seungmin - WHY DOES THE BLOODY MARY HAVE TO RUIN MY LIFEEEEE-
Jonghyun - *cries* I MISS TAEMINNNNNNN- *eats ice cream and chocolate*
Jeongin - Jonghyun go away you're in SHINee.
Jonghyun - I'm in SHINee-
Jeongin - *kicks jonghyun out*
Jonghyun - O-oh- *cries again*
Felix - *cries to chan*
Chan - Ew- why are you bleeding like that-
Felix - Because we're MEN hyung! MEN!
Hyunjin - *eats jonghyun's ice cream*
Jonghyun - Uh... that's not ice cream-
Hyunjin - DON'T CARE I'M HUNGRY.
Jonghyun - O-ok then-
Ni-ki - JJONGIE-HYUNG? WHERE ARE YOU- *sees blood everywhere* AHHHHHHHH- *runs away*
Jonghyun - No!
Ni-ki - *is traumatised*
Sunghoon - Heh heh... what happened?
Felix - OMG- JJONGIE'S BLOOD IS SO TASTY-
Jonghyun - WHAT THE FUC-
Hyunjin - OMG I KNOW RIGHT?
Chan - What the-
Ni-ki - *curling into a ball and shivering in fear*
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
