felix - *lays on his bed*
jisung - omg that's so weirddddd-
changbin - *punches jisung on the face* NO! MY BOYFRIEND IS NEVER WEIRD! *kisses felix on the cheek*
felix - *speaks in grah*
changbin - actually... never mind. *walks away*
jeongin - AGI ON TOP- WOAHHHH- *trips on felix's ice spice chia pet* OW-
felix - FUC- JEONGIN ARE YOU ARIGHT???
jeongin - i-i broke my knee- *sobs*
felix - come here... *cuddles jeongin* i'll make you my brownies to make it all better!
jeongin - yay!
chan - *wakes up*
felix - oh... hi felix.
chan - hey felix, we ran out of marmite.
felix - W-WHAT??
chan - yeah... someone has to go back to get some more!
jisung - why don't you guys get it when you guys go to london this summer?
felix - uh... london isn't in australia...?
chan - yeah, we need real authentic marmite! and fast!
changbin - have you tried asking jake if he has any more?
felix - jake? *realises* oh yeah! our aussie friend jake! maybe he'd have a jar of marmite for us! thanks babe! *kisses changbin*
changbin - *blushes* that really gets me every time... *faints*
felix - let's go, channie-hyung! let's go ask jake!
chan - sure thing, felix!
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felix - *knocks on the door*
jake - *answers, yawns* hey guys...
chan - hey... we just wanted to ask if...
felix - ...if you had any marmites-
jake - marmite? i have couple of jars! i just restocked!
felix - yay!
jake - *goes to the basement, takes a jar* here you go!
felix and chan - *eats marmite* mmm-
jake - now remember, don't eat too fast!
ni-ki - they will.
felix - *chokes*
chan - AAAAAAAAAA-
jake - h-he's fine he's-
ice spice - *falls from the ceiling*
chan - ICE SPICE! PLEASE SAVE MY FRIEND! HE'S CHOKING!!
ice spice - *saves felix*
everyone - *cheers*
felix - *looks at ice spice, gasps* ICE SPICE! Y-YOU SAVED ME! *hugs ice spice*
heeseung - who's that?
ni-ki - ice spice, some rapper-
jake - that's crazy-
ice spice - *flies away*
felix - wait noooooooo- i made you as a chia pet!
ice spice - aww that's so cute!
chan - awh, why can't i meet with my idol?
felix - i am your idol-
chan - no you're not you cunt-
felix - awh...
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chan - guys, you won't believe what just happened!
seungmin - what happened?
jeongin - yeah what happened?
chan - felix was choking so ice spice came from the ceiling and saved him.
jeongin - wow! she's super woman!
jisung - no, she's just a santa gone wrong.
minho - all she does is twerk and make grah sounds.
felix - she's my idol, ok! m-maybe all i wanna do is say grah and twerk, but you guys are not going to be mean to my idol!
chan - well i'm not letting you.
felix - fine. *whines* WAHHHH- HYUNG WON'T LET ME HAVE ICE SPICE AS MY IDOLLLLLLLL-
chan - shut up or imma turn you into a gingerbread.
felix - b-but-
jeongin - so... it's my birthday!
hyunjin - nobody cares.
jeongin - *kicks hyunjin on the nuts*
hyunjin - OW- JEONGIN WHAT THE FUCK?
jeongin - oops, sorry hyung! i must've accidentally kicked your nutters...
felix - OMG NUTTERS THAT'S SUCH A CUTE NAME-
changbin - *kicks felix*
felix - *flies to ice spice* OMG ICE SPICE-
changbin - fuck.
felix - OMG THANK YOU BAE! *kisses changbin on the cheek*
changbin - ooooooh- *faints*
seungmin - what just happened?
jeongin - i don't know.
seungmin - me either.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanficRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
