Jackson - *rings the doorbell*
Bambam - ding dong!
Jeongin - *opens the door* BAMMIE!
Bambam - INNIE!!!! *hugs jeongin*
Jeongin - Bammie... i missed you...
Bambam - I missed you too innie...
Chan - Oh hello jackson!
Jackson - Hi! I'm so happy you're here! Please come in!
Bambam and Jeongin - *runs to innie's room*
Jackson - *sighs* bambam is such a pain in the butt. Thank you for looking after him for me.
Chan - No problem. If you need us, you can just call.
Jackson - Yeah.
Chan - So where is mark?
Jackson - Drunk at home.
Chan - Sigh...
Felix - Hey jackson!
Jackson - Hi!
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Jeongin - Let's play bts!
Bambam - I'll be taehyung!
Jeongin - And i'll be jungkook because i'm the baby!
Bambam - Ok!
Jeongin - Hehe! Let's make a concert!
Bambam - Yeah! I'll help placing the toys in their places!
Jeongin - And the bed can be the stage!
Bambam - Yeah!
Chan - *walks in* what are you boys doing?
Jeongin - We're playing BTS!
Chan - Ahh nice. So who is who?
Jeongin - I'm jungkook and Bambam is Taehyung!
Chan - Ahh okay! Well dinner will be ready soon!
Bambam - Ok!
Chan - *closes the door*
Jeongin - seungmin has a microphone... we can use it!
Bambam - Ok!
Boys - *creep to seungmin's room*
Jeongin - Ok... be quiet...
Bambam - ooh! There a pink and a little blue one!
Jeongin - Yeah let's take it!
Bambam - *grabs the mic*
Boys - *runs out*
Jeongin - Yeah! Let's do our karaoke!
Bambam - Yeah!
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Hyunjin - *kissing seungmin on the bed*
Seungmin - Jinnie... do you want some toys to play with?
Hyunjin - Yes seungmin!
Seungmin - Ok i'm just gonna... *checks on the drawer* uh?
Hyunjin - bae?
Seungmin - The dildos! They're gone!
Hyunjin - Ah shoot.
Seungmin - Ugh chan probably took it.
Hyunjin - Ask him!
Seungmin - Will do.
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Jeongin - I'M SO SICK OF THIS FAKE LOVE!!!
Bambam - FAKE LOVEEEEE!!!
Chan - Hey kids, dinner is ready~ *drops phone*
Jeongin - Channie...?
Bambam - Oh no... we killed him!
Jeongin - no we haven't!
Chan - W-what is t-that...?
Jeongin - U-uh... a m-microphone...?
Chan - Where did you find the microphone?
Jeongin - Seungmin's room!
Chan - I... can i have those microphone please...?
Jeongin - *gives the mics to chan*
Chan - Thank you boys.
Bambam - But we were using it-
Chan - They're ain't microphones.
Bambam - So what are they...?
Chan - Ask Jackson. Plus, food is downstairs.
Boys - Ok.
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Chan - SEUNGMIN!
Seungmin - Yes, sir?
Chan - Did you take these from my stuff?
Seungmin - Yes sir.
Chan - UGH WHY?
Seungmin - *sighs* I wanted to please hyunjin...
Chan - With these? *laughs* Look kid. If you want to please somebody, you must use your own body for the work, not machines.
Seungmin - Yes sir.
Chan - Use your fingers or ask hyunjin to lick your dick. Ok...?
Seungmin - Ok.
Chan - I don't want you getting hurt. That's why i'm saying this.
Seungmin - Yes sir.
Chan - Do we have a deal...?
Seungmin - Yes sir.
Chan - Good lad.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
