felix - you thought i was feeling you?
everyone - OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP FELIX!
felix - what? it's super catchy tho-
jisung - you are literally the most annoying twin ever.
felix - i'm the only twin what do you mean the most annoying twin?
jisung - i- GRRRRRRRR-
hyunjin - bro he's just singing leave him alone-
changbin - NO! he's literally singing ice spice out of all people!
lee know - STOP SINGING ICE SPICE!
everyone - NO MORE ICE SPICE!
felix - *starts crying, runs to his room*
hyunjin - awh... you guys are so mean... i'm gonna go check on him.
chan - were we a little bit harsh?
lee know - nope.
changbin - in cinema's now-
lee know - *smacks changbin's head*
changbin - owww...
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hyunjin - felix... are you ok?
felix - no.
hyunjin - look i'm sorry about them. they're super disrespectful.
felix - *hugs* this is why i want you to have my pussy...
hyunjin - wha-
felix - yes! my pussy!
hyunjin - ok never mind, you're weird. *runs away*
felix - *sighs*
jeongin - hi hyung!
felix - hi jeongin...
jeongin - hyung, why are you sad?
felix - because everyone hates me because i listen to ice spice...
jeongin - awhhh... that's so mean. one time, i was hated on just because i watch dream's videos.
felix - awh poor baby...
jeongin - anywho, i have a present for you!
felix - what?
jeongin - i'm going to give you tickets!
felix - to where?
jeongin - to an ice spice concert!
felix - ice spice concert? yayyyyy!
seungmin - hi felix!
felix - hi! did you hear that jeongin is going to take me to an ice spice concert?
seungmin - *gasps* wow! i hope you enjoy yourself!
felix - thanks! you guys are the only cool ones! *goes to his bed and screams on his pillow*
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yeonjun - ICE SPICE?
felix - YES YES YES!
yeonjun - i want to come!
felix - ok!
yeonjun - i'm gonna find the tickets!
felix - AND THEN WE CAN GO TOGETHER!
yeonjun - I CAN'T WAIT!
felix - *screams*
yeonjun - *jumps up and down*
ice spice - hi!
felix - KEOEOEOWKWLWOWOEEKWKEKEOWO
yeonjun - IEOEOWKWKWWOWOWOWOWOWOW
felix - IS IT REALLY HER?
yeonjun - I THINK IT IS FELIX!!!!!
felix - OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMTOGMGOTMGOG
yeonjun - IMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMKMIM
chan - *laughs* those boys.
soobin - they're weird.
jisung - i know.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
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