stray kids UwU
Jisung
Howdy 🤠
Chan
so now youre a cowboy now?
Jisung
nope.
Felix
he has been listening to lil nas x mate
Chan
oh i can see mate
Felix
hes weird mate
Chan
yeah mate
Jisung
whatcha saying mate?
Chan
youre weird mate
Jisung
Bitch i kill you mate
Felix
bitch and mate in one sentence damn mate
Jisung
now put your ass in the floor mate
Felix
don't kill me mate
Chan
take all you want mate
Jisung
i would like some juicy meat today mate
Chan
take it mate
Jisung
i like my sausages wet mate
Felix
don't touch my sausage mate
Jisung
then i will touch chan's mate
Chan
which sausage mate? 😏
Jisung
the one in your package mate 😏
Chan
ok mate 😋
Jisung
remove your pants mate
Chan
ok mate
Felix
is this a porno now mate
Felix
i thought it was a robbery mate 😂
Jisung
remove your underwear and ill remove mine mate
Chan
ok mate
Felix
you guys are fucking mate?
Jisung
wow your sausage is big mate
Chan
thanks mate
Jisung
may i take a bite mate
Chan
why not mate
Felix
ew mate
Felix
im out mate
Chan
*fucks jisung mate*
Seungmin
do you know that mating could mean sex mate?
Chan
oh wow that sounds so aussie mate
Felix
yeah let's mate mate
Jisung
we mating mate
Chan
mating mate 😏😏
Felix
yeah mate
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
