Felix - *gets a sex change*
Chanika - Hi girl!
Felicia - U-uh-
Chanika - You look pretty! What is your age?
Felicia - Uh... 23?
Chanika - Ooh! So I'm your unnie!
Felicia - Unnie!
Chanika - Yeah!
Felicia - My vagina itches-
Chanika - Oh dear- you should go to the hospital. Anyways, I'm waiting for my boyfriend Felix to come out!
Felicia - Uh...
Chanika - Uh... girl...?
Felicia - Who's Felix?
Chanika - Uh... he's my boyfriend. Cute little boy with freckles- OOH! YOU HAVE FRECKLES TOO!
Felicia - Me...? Oh-
—
Chanika - Do you love SHINee?
Felicia - I LOVE SHINEE!
Chanika - *finds a sign* Ooh! There's a SHINee concert!
Felicia - SHINEE CONCERT???? LET'S GO!
Chanika - OK!
Felicia - *looks at location* At your local tree? What does that mean?
Chanika - I don't know...?
Felicia - Local tree?
Chanika - *carries on reading* It's a 1 second drive if you hit it hard enough- Well let's go then!
Felicia - Yeah!
Chanika - *goes on his car* Jump on, Licia!
Felicia - Ok Unnie!
Chanika - *hits a tree as hard as they could*
Felicia - Are we nearly there yet?
Chanika - Uh...
Felicia - Unnie! Should we play some tunes?
Chanika - Sure! This may take a while!
Felicia - *plays replay* OMG THIS IS MY TUNE! nOoNa nEoMu yEpPeOsEo-
Chanika - *hits the car successfully*
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SHINee - *performing*
Felicia - YEAH! *cheers*
Chanika - OH MY GOSH! JONGHYUN'S ASS LOOKS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM!
Jonghyun:
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Felicia - Wait- where's his ass-
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
