Changlix
Changbin - *kisses felix*
Felix - *blushes* Binnie... I love you so much!
Changbin - *giggles*
Felix - *feels his belly moving* Aww... she's moving!
Changbin - WHO'S MOVING? *whacks felix with a chair*
*baby comes out of felix's dead body*
Changbin - EW! *kills the baby*
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Minsung
Jisung - Are you my kitten to my squirrel?
Minho - Yes sweetie! *squeezes his cheeks*
Jisung - Why are my cheeks so chubby?
Minho - I don't know... you're a squirrel so I guess to store nuts inside your mouth?
Jisung - What nuts...?
Minho - ...Mine. *smirks then pulls his pants down to make jisung put his nuts on his mouth*
Jisung - *dies*
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Chanlix
Chan - And the little Aussie said... "don't eat all my brownies!"
Felix - *snuggles on chan's chest, looks at chan* Channie-hyung?
Chan - Yes lixie?
Felix - I-I'm a little tired...
Chan - You want me to sing you that lullaby now?
Felix - Yay! *goes to his bed*
Chan - *sings a nursery rhyme*
Felix - *falls asleep*
Chan - *starts rapping loudly*
Felix - *wakes up* HYUNGGGG!
Chan - Oops... sorry lix-
Felix - *tries to go back to sleep*
Chan - *sings*
Felix - *goes to dream world*
Chan - *kisses felix on the forehead* Night. *leaves the room*
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HyunI.N/Jeongjin
Jeongin - *brings home bunch of flowers to give to hyunjin*
Hyunjin - Hey Innie! What are you holding there?
Jeongin - These are for you! *gives the flowers to hyunjin*
Hyunjin - Aww! *takes the flowers and smells them* They're so pretty!
Jeongin - Yeah!
Hyunjin - *starts sneezing*
Jeongin - You're alright, hyung...?
Hyunjin - Oh- *sneezes*
Jeongin - Let me get you something to blow your nose with!
Hyunjin - Alright! *looks at the flowers, realises* IT'S THE FLOWERS! *throws the flowers out*
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Seungjin
Seungmin - Hyunggggg! Let's go on a date!
Hyunjin - Cool! Where should we go?
Seungmin - Uh... Gucci?
Hyunjin - Gucci?
Seungmin - Or we could go to Shein instead?
Hyunjin - Sure!
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Jilix
Jisung - Now listen to me. I am your hyung.
Felix - But you're just a day older than me.
Jisung - I know. That means I'm your grandfather.
Felix - HUH-
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Jeongmin
Jeongin - *cries*
Seungmin - What's wrong Innie?
Jeongin - My k-knee...
Seungmin - *kisses jeongin's knee* better?
Jeongin - Wow! The pain is gone! *hugs seungmin* Thanks hyung!
Seungmin - No worries!
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Imma make this into a series so y'all can tell me if this is good or not
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanficRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
