Changbin - *on his phone*
Jisung - *playing with his kitty plushie*
Chan - *aeygo voice* Hello everyone!
Changbin and Jisung - *stares at chan*
Changbin - What did you do to yourself?
Chan - I put superglue to my pubic hair and I pulled it out and it really hurts...
Changbin - *vomits*
Chan - Do you want to see it?
Changbin - NO!
Jisung - Yay!
Changbin - *clubs jisung*
Jisung - Ow...
Chan - I think I need to go to the hospital...
Changbin - I'm calling the ambulance...
——
Chan - *singing be mine with aeygo*
Felix - Oi that's it. I'm moving back to Australia. *packs bags*
Jisung - I'm moving back to Malaysia. *packs bags*
Changbin - And I'm moving to Busan. *packs bags*
Hyunjin - I'll be seeing you in my coffin bed. *sleeps in coffin*
Felix - W-where did you get a coffin from?
Hyunjin - I stole it.
Changbin - Oh gawd...
Chan - *doing aeygo*
Felix - *dies in australian*
Jeongin - *dies in uwu*
Minho - *dies in korean*
Jisung - *dies in malaysian*
Hyunjin - *hides in coffin*
Changbin - *dies in 3racha*
Seungmin - *dies in english*
Woojin - *dies in non existence*
YOU ARE READING
another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
