Felix - Look at those tiddies...
Jeongin - What tiddies?
Felix - those tiddies...
Jeongin - *sees jisung big tiddies and short school skirt* why is jisung wearing a skirt?
Jisung - Salut Felix!
Felix - Uh... salut?
Jisung - Oh my GAWD! TU NE CROIT PAS CE QUI EST ARRIVÉ!
Felix - Uh... What?
Jisung - Je dit, tu ne croit pas ce qui est arrivé!
Felix - Jisung, speak Korean. (Or english)
Jisung - FELIX ÉCOUTEZ MOI !!!!!
Felix - Jisung... I'm korean.
Jisung - I thought you was Australian.
Felix - What-
Jeongin - I like your tiddies!
Jisung - *slaps jeongin*
Jeongin - *nosebleeds, cries*
Changbin - What happened- *sees jisung, gets nosebleed and dies*
Jisung - Huh? Why is everyone dying?
Felix - Look... where did you get your breast implants from?
Jisung - from a plastic surgeon?
Felix - From where?
Jisung - China...?
Felix - AHHHHH! YOU HAVE CORONAVIRUS!!!!
Jisung - Really? We are literally next to China.
Jeongin - Eww I hate China.
Felix - Why?
Jeongin - Chinese people are weird.
Felix - How?
Jeongin - They have small pp
Felix - Jeongin... Let's have a talk about Asians.
Jeongin - W-Why?
Felix - Listen...
Jeongin - W-What is it?
Felix - *clears throat* look... Asians have small pp.
Jeongin - *cries* W-What?
Felix - Yeah... all Asians. Not just Chinese.
Jisung - Well I have big pp!
Felix - No you don't.
Jisung - Yes I do.
Jeongin - Do you have a big pp?
Felix - No... *cries*
YOU ARE READING
another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
