felix - *wears a bra*
jisung - ew what are you doing?
felix - wearing a bra. is that too disgusting for you?
jisung - nobody has better boobs than channie-hyung.
felix - how-
chan - hi!
felix - daddy!
chan - no. *pushes him down*
felix - wah wah! i want-
chan - *throws a jar of marmite to his face* anywho- changbin, you're hired!
changbin - i'm hired?
chan - you are officially an aussie!
changbin - great! when do i start?
chan - whenever you like!
changbin - yay!
jisung - hey what about me?
chan - you're fired.
jisung - NOOOOOOOOOOO-
minho - *slaps jisung* YOU STUPID BITCH! NOW HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO AFFORD TO FEED THE KIDS?
jisung - b-but i-
minho - WE'RE DONE! i'm going to twice.
dahyun - *arrives in a car* hey join us!
sana - yes minho!
jihyo - we would love you!
minho - coming! *runs*
jisung - NOOOOOOOO! MEANHOE-HYUNG COME BACK! *cries*
changbin - i'm hired! i'm hired!
jisung - fuck off.
changbin - J.ONE DICK-
jisung - *kicks changbin*
changbin - OW MY BUTT
hyunjin - *wears a pink hoodie*
jisung - ew you're wearing pink
hyunjin - heh- and?
jisung - you're gay!
hyunjin - well yes i am- *blushes*
jisung - dafaq-
hyunjin - *leans over*
jisung - *screams*
chan - *throws jeongin in the air*
jeongin - PLEASE NO- I'M JUST A BREAD-
chan - *turns him into dough*
jeongin - hehe that tickles!
chan - *spins him from the ass*
jeongin - ah! not the ass!
chan - *rolls jeongin up*
jeongin - hey!
seungmin - what are you making?
chan - pizza, wanna help?
seungmin - i'll get the cheese! *opens the fridge*
taemin - hewo!
seungmin - what tf is this?
chan - *looks over* ahhh! you found the cheese! *picks up taemin*
taemin - yay! it's finally my turn!
chan - look at the lil cheese! *places him in the grater*
taemin - *screams of horror* AGHHHHHHH! M-MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP- PLEASE!
seungmin - hyung... why is there some red liquid coming out of the cheese?
chan - it's for the flavour to come out.
seungmin - oh-
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
