Chan - *doing it in his room*
Jeongin - *copies chan's moans*
Ni-ki - *copies jeongin*
Heeseung - NI-KI NO- *drags ni-ki out of the room*
Ni-ki - But somebody was doing that!
Jeongin - It must be Channie-hyung again. He does this everytime we make songs.
Heeseung - Chan is a bad influence, so let's go.
Hyuka - Ni-ki!
Heeseung - Don't worry Hyuka, I'll call Yeonnie-hyung for you.
Hyuka - B-but-
Sunghoon - *moans*
Heeseung - SUNGHOON-
Ni-ki - *copies sunghoon's moans*
Heeseung - SEE? NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Sunghoon - I made a mistake?
Heeseung - NO-
Sunghoon - Ohhh! You made a mistake!
Heeseung - *slaps sunghoon* DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD NI-KI IS?
Sunghoon - Uh... 21?
Heeseung - NO YOU DUMB TIKTOKER- THIS BOY IS ONLY 15. ALLOW HIM TO BE FUCKING 15 YEARS OLD!
Ni-ki - Hyunggggg, I'm actually 16.
Heeseung - BUT STILL! HE'S A BABY!
Ni-ki - I'm not. All I did was do the noise hyung made-
Heeseung - I DON'T CARE. Now play with your toys.
Ni-ki - No. I want the PS5.
Heeseung - WHAT THE-
Taehyun - YAY! THAT'S MY BOY-
Heeseung - *clubs taehyun*
Hyuka - HYUNG-
Jeongin - Kai, he's the same age as you-
Hyuka - I know.
Chan - Hi- *looks around*
Heeseung - *laughs nervously* He's just sleeping.
Hyuka - *having a mental breakdown* T-TAEHYUN-
Sunghoon - H-help-
Chan - *hugs sunghoon* Where is Jake?
Sunghoon - J-Jake?
Heeseung - NO. NO MORE JAKE FOR YOU.
Chan - I want jake- *cries*
Heeseung - YOU NEARLY GOT ALL OF US KILLED TRYING TO SAVE YOU!
Jay - Uh-
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Boys - *naked*
Jeongin - N-NI-KI?
Ni-ki - *curls into a ball* I'm so ugly...
Hyuka - You're not ugly Ni-ki. You're very handsome!
Ni-ki - T-thanks-
Jeongin - We are all handsome!
Hyuka - Yeah!
Ni-ki - *hugs hyuka and jeongin* You guys are the best! Also, why are we naked?
Jeongin - Bath!
Ni-ki - Oh... *looks around in the bathroom*
Hyuka - Let's play with my rubber dolphin!
Jeongin - I have a rubber ducky!
Ni-ki - O-oh-
Hyuka - What's wrong?
Ni-ki - I don't have a toy...
Jeongin - It's alright, you can borrow mine!
Hyuka - You can borrow mine too!
Ni-ki - Thank you guys so much!
Jeongin - I have another toy as well! A toy car!
Jungwon - *walks in* Why did I sign up for this?
Ni-ki - Hyung!
Jungwon - Did you guys have a nice wash?
Jeongin - Yeah!
Hyuka - It was fun!
Jeongin - We love to look after our new baby brother!
Hyuka - Wait... how old is Ni-ki?
Ni-ki - I'm 16!
Jeongin - *gets worried* U-uh- *leaves the bath*
Hyuka - INNIE-HYUNG WHERE ARE YOU GOING? W-wait up! *runs after jeongin*
Ni-ki - *floats on the water*
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
ФанфикRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
