the tortoise and the whore

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hyunjin - how to tell if you're french or no-

chan - for the last time, you are korean.

hyunjin - b-b-but-

chan - just because your flag has blue, red and white, doesn't mean you're french.

felix - but so does the uk, so does that mean he's a coloniser?

chan - go away felix.

jisung - but so does australia, does that mean he's a kangaroo?

chan - no.

seungmin - b-but so does a-america! does that mean he has a g-gun-

hyunjin - no- *gun goes off from his pants* AAAAAA-

jeongin - if you're a pink human wannabe, then are you just a pig?

minho - no, you're just pink.

jeongin - then how can i be a pig?

minho - die and then get reincarnated into a pig.

jeongin - awh-

jisung - so why does changbin get to be a pig?

changbin - I'M NOT A PIG I'M DWAEKKI-

chan - no you fat ass-

changbin - nooooo~ you're the fat ass-

hyunjin - this started to become weird.

changbin - *moans* ahhh~ stop touching my aju gogiga manh-eun sosiji-

felix - dafaq-

chan - *shoves a fist up his ass*

changbin - AAAAAA~

daehyun - my friend wants to apologise.

tyuzu - i-i sorry for being meanie, and making you sad.

daehyun - good girl, now you're allowed to be sapphic after 6pm.

tyuzu - YAY- *runs on all fours to a random woman and barks at her*

jihyo - um- can i help you?

tyuzu - AISH AISH AISH BORK BORK BORK GROWL GROWL GROWL

jihyo - u-uh- *starts crying*

tyuzu - oh noooooo- mommy is crying- *kisses her cheeks*

jihyo - *giggles*

tyuzu - yay! now that i tamed you, we can be girlfriends and girlfriends!

jihyo - yay!

tyuzu - yay!

seungmin - if only it was that easy to find men.

youngjae - bing bing bong bing bing bong bing binggy bing binggy bing bing bing.

seungmin - what in the ring ding dong big ben remix is that-

youngjae - bing bing bing bing bong bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bong

seungmin - stop.

youngjae - bong.

seungmin - now.

youngjae - bong.

seungmin - boyfriend.

youngjae - *gasps* BOYFRIEND!

seungmin - boyfriend!

youngjae - nice! lemme suck your cock-

seungmin - OOP-

jeongin - yay! you found a boyfriend!

youngjae - *swallows seungmin*

jeongin - A-

jonghyun - i'll help! *goes through youngjae's throat*

youngjae - *starts dancing to god's menu*

seungmin - *comes out of youngjae's butt*

jonghyun - taa daa!

jeongin - thank you so much jonghyun! but how did you fit through youngjae's throat?

jonghyun - that's something that you must ask him about! *leaves*

youngjae - *gulps*

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