Felix - *looking at changbin boobies* wow...
Changbin - *clubs felix* Stop looking at my boobies!
Chan - No violence.
Changbin - Sorry...
Felix - *twerking*
Chan - stop twerking felix.
Felix - Why?
Chan - Because you can't twerk.
Felix - Well you should stop singing because you can't sing.
*evil morty plays*
Changbin - ouch...
Jeongin - Channie...?
Chan - Yes?
Jeongin - I like girls.
Hyunjin - THEN DATE ME BITCH
Jeongin - ew.
Hyunjin - WHAT DO YOU MEAN EW? I HAVE SUCH NICE TITTIES THAN THOSE GIRLS FROM YOUR SCHOOL!
Jeongin - You're not my type...
Hyunjin - Oh... *cries* I see...
Seungmin - Hello!
Jeongin - Hey baby... *kisses seungmin*
Hyunjin - *jaw drops to the floor*
Chan - Sorry baes...
Hyunjin - Nah... I have my own crush. Jinyoung... *imagines kissing jinyoung*
Chan - O... K...?
Jisung - Hey 3racha!
Changbin - Hey!
Chan - Hey Jisung!
Jisung - Are we doing it tonight?
Chan - No Jisung.
Changbin - We're done with that.
Chan - In fact, Changbin has a girlfriend.
Jisung - Who?
Changbin - Felix!
Felix - we're done.
*evil morty plays*
Jisung - So 3RACHA again?
Changbin - Uh... fine.
Chan - It's fine then.
Jisung - Yay!
Minho - What?
Jisung - Ahh! Minho!
Minho - Why are you scared of me?
Jisung - I'm just... working with 3RACHA!
Minho - Right.... *walks away from jisung*
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
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