chan - hello stays!
stays - good morning mr bang!
chan - today! we will be learning about the 50 states of america!
stay - *walks out*
chan - hey stay! you have to ask for permission to leave! *follows stay*
stay - *runs away*
chan - STAY NOOOOOOO-
stay - *runs into a blender and dies*
chan - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jyp - every week, a stay dies. help fight the bang chan disease-
chan - SHUT UP!
jyp - hey excuse me-
chan - *brings his katana out* it's time to fight!
jyp - *strips into his transparent suit and brings out his forks* let us start.
chan - *jumps from the wall and slashes jyp on the cheek*
jyp - *does a failed cartwheel and rolls chan over to trip him over* yes! this is my chance to finally get my victory!
chan - s-s-stay- *passes out*
stays - *forms together and creates a deadly robot*
jyp - ha! you think you could beat me with some random kids?
stays - *pick chan up*
jyp - huh?
chan - *wakes up, yawns* yum yum...
slushy stay - *comes out from the blender and goes inside the tank*
jyp - what the-
stays - *splatters stays on jyp whilst some punched him*
chan - what's going on- *realises* stay! i need you!
slushy stay - *goes to chan and forms into a bubble*
chan - *lands on jyp*
jyp - AHHHHHHHHHHHH-
*explosion*
stays - *gets up*
chan - *groans*
jyp clothes - *break off*
stays - *cheers*
chan - we did it!
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chan - *wakes up* FUCK!
felix - hi hyung!
chan - hi felix.
jeongin - *runs around* oooooh! i'm a ghost!
seungmin - shut up jeongin.
jeongin - *cries*
chan - jeongin, stop being a baby.
jisung - *kicks the wall*
chan - jisung, you're not a beaver.
hyunjin - *take photos*
chan - *looks at hyunjin* you're a slut.
hyunjin - *looks back* what the fuck?
minho - stop that, chan. hyunjin is literally the reason why this group is popular.
chan - it's not because of me?
hyunjin - partially.
felix - everyone loves me!
jisung - nobody does.
hyunjin - hey don't be mean!
changbin - everyone loves me though, right?
hyunjin - of course.
jisung - no.
changbin - j.one more like j.suck-
jisung - *smacks changbin* IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS-
changbin - suck my vagina.
jisung - wha-
changbin - *queefs on jisung, laughs*
felix - ugh. you act like that south park twins the kids watch.
changbin - shut up you aussie fuck.
felix - SHUT UP SHORTY-
changbin - I'M NOT A SHORTY YOU ASS
felix - *makes out with changbin*
chan - welp, let me take those moans for our next song.
jeongin - i hate my hyungs.
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
