lads and gentlewomen
minho
not another chatroom lol
jisung
hey
minho
heyyyyyy <3
mina
wah?
jisung
oh no it's the women!
dahyun
hi misogynists!
sana
yeah hi losers!
felix
well hello there prostitutes!
mina
HEY!
dahyun
you can't say that about women!
felix
does that feel nice whores?
the way people judge you just for living?
jisung
isn't that what feminism is supposed to be about? getting treated the same as men?
sana
NOT IMPORTANT!
dahyun
YOU ARE CANCELLED!
felix
cancel my ass.
sana
you mean your next bbl appointment?
jisung
NAHHHH-
i hate them but that was good tho-
minho
nahhhh that unnecessary fire 😭
felix
ah so alright then, you wanna do a roast fest?
sana
you bet cha!
felix
kinda weird that an old woman like you is roasting a kid.
sana
you're literally 22 lol
felix
and you're from the same century as the first and second world war
sana
well if i'm old then why aren't i your mom
felix
because you didn't take a dna test
jisung
FUCK-
minho
OEKSKSLSLLSSLSLSL
dahyun
that's misogynistic
felix
come on then
make a dick joke
dahyun
not like there's much to talk about
mina
OOOOOOOO
minho
nahhhh you wouldn't personally take that right?
felix
sure there's not much, so let's just move on to your body count
minho
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
jisung
NOT THE BODY COUNT
dahyun
this ain't fortnite kid
felix
who says we're playing fortnite, i'd outbeat you in everything lol
dahyun
so you called yourself a hoe?
mina
oooooooooo
sana
NAH THIS IS GOOD
felix
at least i could take accountability unlike certain people
minho
nah this roast battle is hilarious
hyunjin
hey
mina
ew.
hyunjin
i'm not shinee, but noona you are not yeppeo.
mina
victoria-unnie isn't here lol
hyunjin
i know, that's why i said i'm not shinee and you are just a k-mart version of her.
mina
wow that's lazy
chan
hi
felix
hYuNg!
chan
hey mate
felix
nah my butt stings
dahyun
i guess the whore is speaking lol
felix
two whores now
sana
including you?
felix
no i just timed when you was going to speak
chan
wow-
minho
nah this is fun...
mina
yeah... it really is...
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FanficRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
