Mark - Do you know what we are going to talk about today?
Bambam - Tomorrow?
Mark - No! We're going to discuss about your body!
Bambam - Why?
Mark - Because it's important.
Bambam - Ok.
Yugyeom - What about our body?
Mark - Now... where is the nice place to touch people?
Bambam - Hands?
Mark - Good boy, Bammie.
Yugyeom - Feet?
Mark - Yes! Perfect answer, Yugyeom!
Jinyoung - Butt?
Mark - Oh that's not a nice place to touch people.
Jinyoung - And why is that?
Mark - Because it's a bad place to touch people. Do you guys know any other bad places to touch people?
Bambam - Uh... willy?
Mark - Yes, Bambam!
Yugyeom - The chest?
Mark - Yes! You mustn't touch people in the chest, especially girls.
Jinyoung - Why girls?
Mark - Well... they have a part on their chest that shouldn't be touched.
Bambam - They have boobs?
Mark - Yeah. Make sure you don't touch them.
Jinyoung - What is boobs?
Yugyeom - A lumpy chest.
Jinyoung - Do I have boobs?
Bambam - No?
Mark - You don't have boobs, Jinnie.
Jackson - What are you talking about?
Mark - I'm explaining to the kids about where is the good and bad places to touch people.
Jackson - Bro, they're 23.
Mark - Still they're babies.
Jeongin - UNCLE JACKSONNNNNNN!
Mark - Oh no....
Jeongin - UNCLE JACKSON!!!!!!
Jackson - Jeongin I'm not your uncle.
Jeongin - But Hyunjin said you are my uncle...
Jackson - I'm your cousin.
Jeongin - Oh... can I call you uncle?
Jackson - No.
Jeongin - UNCLE MARKIE!!!!!!
Mark - What.
Jeongin - FELIX SLAPPED ME!
Mark - Well slap him.
Jeongin - BUT IT HURTS...
Felix - *hits jeongin*
Jeongin - *cries* I HATE YOU FELIX!
Felix - I hate you too.
Jeongin - OWW! LET ME GO!
Jinyoung - *kicks felix in the balls*
Felix - Ow...
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanficRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
