Felix - *runs around the edge of a cliff*
Chan - FELIX NO!
Felix - *looks down*
Minho - FELIX COME BACK! DON'T JUMP! IT'S TOO DEEP!
Felix - *looks back and looks at chan and minho* why?
Chan - IT'S DANGEROUS! YOU CAN DIE!
Felix - Oh. *jumps off a cliff*
Chan - FELIX! *tries to grab him but is too late*
Felix - *dies*
Minho - *starts crying*
Chan - Why... out of all people, why felix?
Felix - *comes back to life* CHANNIE HYUNG I'M ALIVE! LOOK LOOK! SEE! IT DIDN'T HURT AT ALL! IN FACT IT TICKLES!
Minho - I-
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Psychologist - So... Felix would try to kill himself for fun? But then he survived all 3 near death experiences?
Chan - YES! I'M SO WORRIED FOR HIM-
Psychologist - Sounds like a cat-
Chan - HUH?
Felix - meow?
Chan - *grabs felix* Felix, stop killing yourself.
Felix - Killing my- what?
Chan - *cries* FELIX SERIOUSLY! WE LOVE YOU, YOUR HYUNGS LOVES YOU, SUNGIE, MINNIE AND INNIE ALSO LOVES YOU-
Felix - *climbs onto a window*
Chan - FELIX! *runs to grab felix*
Psychologist - Huh... seems like he might be suicidal?
Felix - Noooo hyung, I wanna jump off the building-
Chan - No. You are not doing that.
Felix - *climbs up a wall*
Chan - WHAT ARE YOU- *grabs felix*
Psychologist - *backs away*
Chan - FELIX, GET DOWN FROM HERE!
Felix - *hisses*
Chan - WHA- *grabs felix*
Felix - *cries*
Chan - I'm sorry Felix, but I'm doing this for your own good-
Felix - *flies up to the ceiling*
Chan - HUH?
Yeonjun - Uh... Noona? We need you at the 8th floor- A client just told me about them having a puppy talking and now one of our co-workers is having a crisis-
Nayeon (the Psychologist) - Oh- *goes with yeonjun*
Felix - *flies to the window then jumps*
Chan - FELIX!
Felix - *dies*
Chan - OH FOR FUCK SAKE-
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another weird stray kids short stories ❤️
FanfictionRead the title. ⚠️ STORIES MAY INCLUDE DARK HUMOUR/JOKES, SMUT, SHIPS AND MANY OTHER SHIT I PUT IN MY STORIES! ⚠️ Do note that the idols depicted in my stories are NOT associated with them in real life. They are mostly estimations with those I have...
