Crazy,Awkward,Sweet

Revealing Paisley Jayne

"Nice to finally meet you." I said politely. She smiles, a fake one at that before I continue, "I really love hearing all those ridiculous rumors you started."

Sadie, along with her cronies, gasp. It's a fake one too, like in those over dramatized soap operas. She even puts her dainty little spoiled hand over her mouth.

"Reese tell her something!" She screeches, feigning innocence, "your sister is throwing awful accusations."

"No shit." He mutters under his breath before he speaks up, "Matey didn't-"

I put my hand up to stop him, "Matey didn't finish." I smiled up at Sadie.

if looks could kill I'd be sharing a fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich with Elvis right now. While conversing with Tupac and Abraham Lincoln about the weather in heaven.

"Sadie, is it?" I taunt her, I don't wait for her response, "Your stories are a little...unoriginal, but I do love how you made me a desirable shag." I shrug, "I didn't screw 'no bodies' thank god." I bat my eyelashes as cutely as I could muster, "You can go now."

With a heated glare, she stomps off. Her cronies helplessly tripping over their heels to follow their boss. I turn to find Nate clapping in a slow appreciative motion.

Reese, however does just about the opposite. He glares at me, "What the hell are you thinking Matey!" He all but yells.

"What?" I shrug innocently.

"First Big Red, now Sadie Sinister SinClair!"

"That girl has many names apparently. But I like yours the best!" I beamed.

"Stop joking for a second and be serious. Keep your distance from Sadie, she's not all that bright, but she is evil-"

"Evil with a great ass." Nate puts in before Reese whacks him in the back of the head.

"Matey I'm saying this because I have to look after you. Stay low and out of her way." Reese warns me.

I roll my eyes, "Reese no one told you to look after me. Now if you excuse me I'm going stab my eyeballs out, because even that is better than sitting here with you."

Did it sound immature? Yes. But was it effective? Of course, I dropped their asses so quickly I was sure it would leave a bruise. Metaphorically speaking.

***

"You what!"

"Well then I told her she could go." I smiled proudly.

"No one, in the history of mankind has ever talked to Sadie like that." Pj said shaking her head. "You Matey Greer, you're my fucking hero!"

"Oh please!" I gush, "I'm merely human."

"You're merely an idiot." Reese snapped out of nowhere.

Pj and I both screamed. We didn't expect anyone to pop into my room. "Reese you asshat!" I yelled throwing a pillow at him. "You didn't even knock!"

"Relax Mate, mom and Gary want us downstairs for dinner." He announced and walked away before he turned back to smirk at Pj, "You can stay too Bj."

"Her names Pj." I corrected him.

"Oh I know." He winked. To someone else it may have looked playful, but I saw a darker reason. I turned to Pj, who looked out of it. Her face was completely impassive, something I didn't like at all.

"I should go home." She mumbled hitching her bag on her shoulder. I didn't know her that well, I mean we only met a couple days ago. But I didn't want her to go home upset.