𝐎𝐑𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐂 || jujutsu kaisen x reader

07

❝what if we're living in a simulation all along and we only get into reality once we die?❞

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"saki-chan!" you waved at the girl from a distance, seeing her downed figure sitting at the stairs infront at the entrance.

probably down about yuji's death.

"ah, y/n... did the mission go well..?" nobara softly smiled at you, the death of her friend still lingering on her head.

"it was fine, toru-chan was absolutely amazing, y'know? he goes BAM and SWOOSH and then the curse was like DUN and then they were BANG! on the ground." you stated, hands flying everywhere, trying your hardest to demonstrate what happened on the mission he was assigned to.

megumi and nobara both sweatdropped at your figure still telling them the story, seemingly pumped up.

too pumped up.

" why are you two sad?"

" y/n-chan, you know about yuji's death, yea? and that means you can't talk to your papa anymore. gojo sensei already told you that, right? " megumi stated, eyebrows raising at your form.

oh shake, you were supposed to be sad because yuji's dead, right?
o

h shit.

how should you do this?

cue, the angel and the devil representing your two most hardworking braincells.

'what should i do?'

ah, it was quite a while since
I've worked this hard.

how the flying fu..dge you aren't kick
out in heaven?

i know how to say sorry
unlike you prideful being

what's that suppo-

'you two, i brought you here to help me'

about what?

you aren't monitoring this
piece of sh... ell?

'a wha-'

sorry, i was too busy. let
me take a peek at the flashback

'A WHAT?'

flashback, idiot.

'that's not what i mean, just how the fu-'

minutes later after angel-chan took a peek at the flashback

okay, play dumb, pretend that you don't know anything-

mhm. that's brilliant, you'll be able to pull this off.

"eh? who's yuji?"

pff- NOT THAT DUMB HAHAHA

Y/N CHAN WHAT THE SHITTY
HELL DID YOU JUST PUL-

now angel-chan would surely get kicked out up there.

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