❝sukuna fucked with someone? damn, i didn't think anyone would've actually fallen for you❞
❝well that was offensi-❞
in which sukuna's child suddenly barges into the jujutsu world.
DISCONTINUED AS OF OCTOBER 23, 2024
since we guys, can't be involved in the battle, let's just laugh at this one scene in the image from above. can't blame megumi, there's always that one sentence i have in my rushed essays that defies logic.
wait here's another one, I've been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight already
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❝did you guys know that it's actually easier to give birth squatting but because of a king's kink, watching his wife giving birth while on her back, most women give birth laying down now. ❞
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"...can i go in there now?"
"no, never"
"...."
"... how about now?"
"you've been asking that for this past ten minutes, y/n"
"because you're taking toooo long toru-chan, how long does it take to make a dramatic entrance?"
you squinted your eyes at the sorcerer who was chilling, seemingly effortlessly floating in the air, while you were left on the ground, the audacity of this man child-
"you know, the more dramatic, the more it's cooler, see? they were surprised with yuji just a while ago"
"they were not surprised, at all!"
you furrowed your eyebrows at him, like, didn't he see their expression? like bro, they didn't care-
"well they should be!" he let out a hm! sound, turning his head to the side.
"one more stupid answer, gojo satoru." you narrowed your eyes at him. if looks could kill, satoru would be 7 feet underground already.
"yes mother"
...
.....
you both stared at each other dumbfoundedly, both suprised at the white haired sorcerer's reply.
eh?
eh?
eehhh?
"ah yes, childhood trauma. well let me tell you about mine, it all started a thousand years ag-"
"yOu DIDN'T HEARD ANYTHING"
before you could retaliate back to his sudden outburst, you felt yourself being pushed back.
