Eret x Reader one-shots

-I love him.-

WHAT.
IS THERE MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN MY HEAD?
PERHAPS.
IS ONE OF THEM A CHILD?
PERHAPS.
(someone help i don't know what to tell mother dearest)

Yayyyyyyyy
i'm gonna actually give you guys content now lol

Summary: EVERYONE IS SAD HOORAYYYYY

Pronouns:They/Them

Type: idfk?

Warnings: punch, get beat bitch

Relationship: ✨ L O V E R S ✨
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Before you, Eret had a shit relationship with a girl. She didn't physically abuse him- just made him feel like shit. It wasn't uncommon for him to just randomly show up at your apartment, looking down.
He'd opened up to you, so you had to listen. Of course, he'll randomly unload something onto you, but it was fine.
He seemed happier now, but to be honest you couldn't tell.
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One day-
(I KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE THERE)
One day, you were on a walk, and you spotted a familiar girl. She noticed you, you made eye contact before you looked away.
You were minding your business as she stomped over, and shoved you.
"Can i help you?"
You looked at her, a frown on your face.
"You're the bitch who stole him away from me!"
She grunted at you.
"Dunno what you're talking about Ma'am."
You ignored her, looking at your feet and walking away.
"You stole him! You stole Alastair from me!"
She punched your cheek, leaving a small mark.
"Alright listen up princess. Alastair doesn't like you. I wonder why. Maybe, and i'm just thinking out loud here, it's the fact that you forced him to buy useless things that you wanted. Maybe it's the fact that no matter what he did, nothing could make your sorry ass happy. Maybe it's the fact that you are so fucking entitled, that you decide to punch his new partner, who's completely and utterly better than you."
You cussed her out, finishing with a smirk.
She let out a frustrated 'Hmph' and turned away stomping back down the street.
As she got further, you could tell she was crying.
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When you got back to your apartment, he was just laying on your couch staring at the TV with a blanket over himself.
"Uh- Alastair? Whatcha doing?"
You take off your shoes, walking towards the living room.
"Oh hey! You're back!"
His tired voice said to you and you sighed.
"Dude, it's literally only five. How are you tired."
You shook your head, moving his feet off of the couch.
He didn't fight you, before he sat up.
"I'm just special."
He smiled, putting his head on yours.
You laugh softly, as it fades into a sigh.
"I ran into your ex. She's a bitch."
He sat up and looked at you.
"Is she okay? How is she? Is she we-"

"Alastair, shush. It was right to leave her, mkay? And trust me, she's just as bad as you left her."
You patted his cheek, and he looked at you.
"Fine.. you're right. I love you."
He smiles softly, before giving you a quick peck.
"Love you too Alastair."
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okay no because i'm not sure if like- there isn't and i'm just fucking confused.
i keep referring to myself as 'we' mentally, and i don't know what to do-
if anyone who's part of a system of people (idfk what the disorder's called sorry) please help me :/
anyways have a great day/night/whateva
-Mellohi <3
P.S. (we?)I love you all so much :) thank you for reading the book.

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