Eret x Reader one-shots

~I may be mentally ill, but at least i'm funny!~

BAHAHAHAAHHA WE'RE UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm having a gay for eret moment and i'm home alone so yk

Summary: ur mother
Pronouns: They/Them
(the urge to write breed of chapter-): Chaotic fluff lol
Warnings: self-harm relapsing
Relationship: lOvErS

PLEASE I'M NOT REFLECTING AT ALL
(pls pls i beg, do not get sappy about it- it's been a month)

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"Wait- you relapsed when?"
Eret was- to say the least, confused. He thought it had been over a year since you had hurt yourself.

"Like a month ago. I was having a mental breakdown cause of some dumb bitch at my old college."
You paused for a moment thinking.
"Was it that time..?"

"That time?"
He didn't seem to understand.

"I think it was either from this bitch who tried manipulating me into breaking up with you and being with her, while also constantly venting to me and telling me how she was abused at home. Or it was dysphoria. Dunno!"
You said it all with the most 'i do this every day' tone.

"You- wait? What?"
You let out a sigh, as Eret was just staring at you.

"The answer is yes, i relapsed a month or two ago. I feel bad about it, but it is what it is y'know?"
You shrugged, and started giggling.

"Why are you laughing-? I don't think you should be-"

"I was-"
You held back your laughter, Eret's face quickly sank to an 'oh no...'
"I WAS TEXTURED-"
You burst out in a fit of laughter as Eret frowned, clearly disappointed in you.

"I hate you."

"I MAY BE MENTALLY ILL, BUT AT LEAST I'M FUNNY!"
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Again
Don't get sappy or i uh
I won't upload for another 6 months lmao
AHIDUGHIA
I'm sorry about that by the way, if it hasn't been clear i'm not into mcyts too much anymore, i just wanted to write this especially cause i feel a little bad for doing it ;-;
Anyways my cat just pissed on the floor
so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT/WHATEVA!!
STAY SAFE!
-PRINCEMELLOHI <3

P.S.

I LOVE YOU!
YOU DESERVE THE WORLD!
YOU ARE AMAZING!
IF YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NOBODY, PLEASE, COME TALK TO ME!! I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU MY BELOVEDS <3