Eret x Reader one-shots

-i'm slapping angst in your face-

yo
yo
yo?
HAPPY CHAPTER 50

i'm not going on break btw
posting will be very inconsistent tho
EXCEPT TOMORROW CAUSE I DESERVE A BIRTHDAY CHAPTER >:]
(august 7th is my birthday)

i feel like i should have a nickname for you guys
that's kring
i'm good
NO I KNOW
"Goblin's LGBTQ+, Depressed, Eret-Simping Fanbase"
that's a joke
appreciate my humor
now
now
NOW—

anyways
i want tears
and my last attempt didn't seem to work too well
and since your tears seem to come in the form of me writing angsty shit with songs
here we go again
>:]
suffer

thinking about it idrk if this counts as angst cause it's more just having excessive amounts of dysphoria
i despise mr.boo for taking my gender

Summarys : Cavetown? 😟

Pronouns:They/Them
(AFAB, assigned female at birth. but non-binary dysphoria cause i said so)

Type: angst(?) fluff? idrk

Warnings: Unsafe binding
ayo
bind safely kids
rant thing cause i don't 😍🤞

Relationship: Lovers
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Often I am upset that I cannot fall in love
It's hard you know.
but I guess
Being the significant other of a streamer.
This avoids the stress of falling out of it
The truth is, people will hate you no matter what.
Are you tired of me yet?
You would know, wouldn't you. People constantly telling you to leave Eret.
I'm a little sick right now but I swear
Both you and Eret tried keeping your best to keep your relationship hidden for that reason.
When I'm ready I will fly us out of here
But he'd comfort you.
I'll cut my hair
Also, being AFAB, you received a lot of people commenting on the fact that you looked very fem.
To make you stare
Dysphoria isn't cool though. So your hair was now cut shorter.
I'll hide my chest
You wore two binders, but occasionally took one off.
And I'll figure out a way to get us out of here
"Hey. Take your binder off."
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Eret scolded you, knowing you'd had it on for far too long
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
"I've only had it on for two hours Eret."
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
"Yeah, sure."
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Did you know the dangers of unsafe binding? Yes. Did it matter to you? No.
Turn off your porcelain face
The internet hated that you changed your look.
I can't really think right now in this place
You weren't pretty anymore.
There's too many colors enough to drive all of us insane
No matter what you did, everyone hated you.
Are you dead? Sometimes I think I'm dead
One day, you were struggling to breathe. You played it off as if you were simply tired.
'Cause I can feel ghosts and ghouls wrapping my head
You took your binder off for a shower, there was scarring. Almost as if you hurt yourself, at some point it'd even started bleeding.
But I don't wanna fall asleep just yet
You didn't care.
My eyes went dark
Who did?
I don't know where
Eret, maybe. Just maybe. Probably not.
My pupils are
"Y/N. Take it the fuck off."
But I'll figure out a way to get us out of here
Oh. He knew.
Get a load of this monster
Was it too obvious from all the hate
He doesn't know how to communicate
Why does he care..?
His mind is in a different place
"Listen, I know what they say about you..."
Will everybody please give him a little bit of space
"...and i'm trying my best to get them to stop."
Get a load of this train-wreck
"I know. It just hurts."
His hair's a mess and he doesn't know who he is yet
"I understand that it hurts, but you can get seriously hurt from doing this."
But little do we know, the stars
Welcome him with open arms
Oh
Time is
Slowly
Tracing his face
But strangely he feels at home in this place
________
"Plus I have hoodies!"
________
lol
don't bind unsafely kids
please
i don't own a binder (i wish) but i have used alternative routes which are way worse
don't use any type of bandages either
I care about you guys :]
have a great day/night/whateva
-Mellohi/Goblin <3

Vent
makes up most of this chapter but idc 😍🤞
P.S.
Hey do you remember the rant chapter about when that kid wouldn't shut the fuck up about watching porn
yeah that one
i had a panic attack in front of like 5 people, not including the guidance counselor, so it was actually six, but anyways

as i've said
i was manipulated into believing i was friends with this person who was Akira in the fic— but he doesn't go by that anymore
(that's not his irl deadname)
i'll call him bunny cause that's one of his nicknames

anyways

so bunny had a panic attack the day before me
they treated him perfectly though

took him out of the room, took him to the guidance counselor, and he was allowed to invite people to chill with him until he felt better.
He said he wanted to invite me, but there was a misunderstanding and some other bitch went with😀
so
next day
i have a panic attack
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR FUCKING SAYS
"Well, [deadname] I don't know what to do to help you."
BITCH WHAT
HUH
I'M SITTING IN A ROOM, THERE BEING MOSTLY SILENCE, YOU, ONE OF THE FUCKS THAT REPLACED ME, AND THE MAIN SOUND MAINLY BEING MY FUCKING HYPERVENTILATION AND INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"iDk HoW tO hElP yOu"
BITCH
OH BUT NO
BUNNY IS SO GODDAMN SPECIAL
HE HAD A PANIC ATTACK IN CLASS ONCE

I HAD A PANIC ATTACK CAUSE I FELT LIKE EVERYONE WAS STARING AT ME.
THAT TEACHER DID JACK SHIT ABOUT ME FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING MY ASS OFF
I HATE EVERYTHING
THE LIKE OVER 10 TIMES I HAD A PANIC ATTACK IN CLASSES AND THE TEACHERS DID NOTHING—

BY THE WAY
i feel like i should say i do not mean to compare situations
i have the right to be pissed at that though