Eret x Reader one-shots

-Goblin doing goblin things-

lol hey
😍😍😍
i need to brush my teeth but i don't want to get up
uhm
oh shit
i should tho
my teeth do be rotting tho
okay i need to stfu

i did get up and brush my teeth the night i started this guys
don't worry

summarys : weird mf y/n lol

Pronouns:They/Them

Type: fluff

Warning: mention of knife/scissors

Relationship:GUYS, ROOMMATES
YOU DIDN'T DO IT ON THE OTHER CHAPTER AND IT MADE ME SAD
I HATE YOU GUYS SM 🙄🙄🙄
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When you turned 19, you moved out of your childhood home and moved in with your friends. Plant father Elaina, and- Whatever Alastair's title is.
You had a relatively small room, but it didn't matter to you too much, cause it was enough space for you.
You managed to fit your streaming setup in there as well, so everything was good.
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Seeing Eret tag you in something, a tweet he posted.
It was a picture of you, that you said she could take but you'd completely forgotten about.
Just you, laying in bed, staring at your phone with a stuffed flamingo they bought you in your arms.
It was captioned, "Same idiot that walks around the house with a knife or scissors in hand"

You frowned, and got up from where you were sitting.
Eret was live, goofing off and talking to chat as you burst into the room.
You did indeed, have a knife in hand.
"Hey Y/N!"
They smiled, knowing you wouldn't actually hurt them.

"I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD CAPTION IT THAT."
You stated loudly and matter-of-factly, and left the room.
You had an idea.
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Walking to the kitchen, you grabbed a fruit. One specific fruit, a bright yellow color, and it stung like hell if you got it in your eyes.
Yes. A lemon.
You cut it into slices, and smiled.
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You peacefully kicked Eret's door again, opening it... again.
"Bitch!"
You pelted the lemon slice into her eyeball, and just simply ran.
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Eret eventually ended the stream, half an hour after this happened.
Revenge time baby.
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They casually opened the door to your room, and looked at you sitting at your desk with your headphones on, playing something.
Eret casually walked over to you, put their head on yours, and wrapped you in a hug.
You jumped slightly, staring at your screen.
"Bro, i'm live."
You deadpanned, and Eret simply nodded.
"You threw a lemon at me while I was live."
He smiled, and you simply sighed.
New challenge: build something for Eret that was supposed to be a surprise with Eret, in the most literal sense, on you.
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guys
tf
why are we almost at 100k reads
y'all are weird
why are you here
what do we wanna do for a special?
I might be persuaded to do a face reveal, idk though
uhm
i could rewrite a chapter
i could rewrite the first one or sum
idk
what do you guys want
i actually don't think i'll do a face reveal
uhm yuh
what do you fabulous people want? :]
Have a great day/night/whateva
-Mellohi/Goblin/Ethereal <33

P.S.
I love you all so much, get some sleep if you need it, drink some water, all that good stuff <33