Eret x Reader one-shots

-yeehaw buckaroo-

so apparently i have more requests than i realized so here's one from forever ago since it's
'under review'
(we all know it's not)
okay hehehehehheheheehehe yeet

Summary: nerd

Pronouns:They/Them

Type: fluff

Warnings: mild abuse

Relationship: friends to lovers trope lol
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You were 21, a small streamer with an average of around a few hundred viewers the entire stream, although it was common for people to be there for the start but the numbers would go down kind of quickly.
There wasn't too much to say, you were an average, faceless, small streamer who couldn't really get your career going so you still lived with your parents.
Your homophobic parents who didn't want this to be your career.
Your parents wanted you to follow in your mother's steps, and be a doctor.
You didn't want to be a doctor, obviously.

You had to stream today.
Your parents weren't supposed to be home. But they were.
They said they'd be out, but they weren't.
You sighed, pulling up twitter on your computer.

n/n
Hey guys— might have to cancel stream my parents said they'd be going on a date today but they haven't left at all today :(

You tweeted out, receiving a few replies a few moments later.

Eret
why do your parents matter 🤨
i wanted to watch you play mc this isn't fair 🙄🤚

n/n
since when do you watch my streams

Eret
since you started streaming
you seemed cool

n/n
oh
well to answer your question they don't like that i'm part of the lgbtq+ and a streamer lol

(if you're not lgbtq uh lol)

Eret
that's homophobic
dm me rn

n/n
status update: dming my idol
___________

(i have no motivation to do a full texting bit, this will have to do)

N/N
hello

Eret
hello darling
you tell me your parents are
homophobic?
do you desire to piss them off

N/N
WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE
THAT WHAT—
That's weirdchamp bro
but yes
absolutely

Eret
perfect
go out
buy something that isn't stereotyped
to be what your birth assignment is
wait
what if we streamed together and but strawberry dress
if you want
idc
uh

N/N
yes.
absolutely.
let me go spend more money
than i make a month

Eret
wait
i can send you money
paypal 🤲
hand it over

N/N
uh
wait
no
i can't use your money

Eret
yes you can
now give your paypal

N/N
uh
fine
[enter paypal here]

Eret
alright
have fifty bucks
cause apparently that's all that is in my account