DESK MATES ✔|SOPE|Yoonseok

47. Shopping Mall Adventures

A/N:~ Sorry, but we're about to have a very cliche' dressing room scene from the early 2000s.😎 (I thought we'd have a little fun before the drama kicks in😓)

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Min Yoongi was completely fucked.

Or at least, that's what Namjoon was telling him anyways.

The two of them stood inside Yoongi's closet as Namjoon shuffled through his entire wardrobe for the second time, desperately searching for something that wasn't just a black t-shirt. So far, that just didn't seem to exist, and the only item that did have color was his t-shirt of a cat holding up the middle finger. Definitely not something anyone should have worn to meet their boyfriend's parents.

"Yoongi, what the actual fuck?" Namjoon groaned, letting himself fall onto the closet floor. He'd clearly given up hope. "All your clothes are literally the exact same thing, just with slightly different necklines. You do know that, don't you?"

Yoongi couldn't stop himself from rolling his eyes.

Of course he knew that. Unlike Namjoon, Yoongi didn't really give a fuck about what he wore, especially since he was in a school uniform half the time. He liked his t- shirts and hoodies because they were comfortable. And if you asked him, that was all that really mattered.

"Seriously, I don't see what the big deal is," Yoongi pushed the closet door open, waiting for Namjoon to get up. "I'll just wear what I usually wear."

"But this is a fancy restaurant, Yoongi," Namjoon told him, as if that somehow changed everything. "Don't you at least wanna look nice?"

"If it makes you feel better, I'll shower before," he offered. As soon as Namjoon crinkled his nose, Yoongi knew this was unacceptable.

"Come on, Yoongs! It's not like you have to wear a suit or anything, you know? All I'm saying is that it'd just be nice if you actually put a little effort into your outfit for once."

When Yoongi just stared at him blankly, he added, "And I'm sure Hobi would really appreciate it."

The knowing smirk on Namjoon's face that followed directly afterwards was enough to turn Yoongi into a completely flustered mess.

"Shut up," he muttered, although it was already too late; his fantasies were now running wild.

Would Hoseok actually appreciate it if he got dressed up for him? So far, Hoseok had only ever seen him in a school uniform and his usual black hoodie, but what he wore never really seemed to matter when it came to Hoseok's attraction for him. Yoongi knew he could wear the baggiest clothing and the dirtiest black converse, and Hoseok would still proceed to attack him with kisses. And Yoongi loved that about him.

But trying to look good for him just once... that couldn't hurt, he supposed.

"So what do we do?" he sighed, looking at his friend for guidance. As soon as Namjoon realized Yoongi was actually serious, he was being pulled by the arm out his bedroom, down the stairs and out the door in a matter of seconds.

"We go shopping of course!"

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Yoongi still hated shopping malls.

First of all, there were way too many people his age here, and people his age were generally pretty stupid. Second of all, large crowds were absolutely terrifying, especially when you sucked at directions. There was no way in hell he'd ever be able to find his way back if he got lost, and with the sea of people swarming them, getting lost was definitely a possibility.