Canterella

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(Requested by JoelBragas.)

Piko: I think there's a version with me and Mayu...

Rin: Bruh, now I've gotten a new ship. PikoxMayu yaaass.

Piko: RIN PLEASE.

Len: Shush, Miku and Kaito are singing guys.

Rin: THIS SONG IS INAPPROPRIATE.

Len: WHO CARES.

Kaito: As we gaze, into each other's eyes, we become lost in another world. Even if you brush it off, I know that indulgence is what you want.

Rin: Cue the barfing.

Piko: Ah... And I sang that part...

Len: So did I, so shut up.

Kaito: Hiding my heart, my oh so burning heart, I break the distance between us.

Rin: HE BROKE MY PERSONAL SPACE.

Kaito: If you felt-

Miku: If you felt-

Kaito: -my breaths on you, you'd go into a shock.

Piko: Too much information, Kaito...

Len: He... He killed me...

Rin: HE BROKE MY PERSONAL SPACE.

Kaito and Miku: Just like any normal romance, I'm sure to make you fall in love with me. Not leaving a trace in any of the smallest cracks.

Rin: *breaks every glass in Twi's cabinet* HEEEE BRRRROOOOOKKKKKEEEE MYYYYYYYY PERRRRRSOOONNNAALLLLL SPAACCCCEEE.

Len: *facepalm*

Piko: Twi won't like that...

Len: Rin's screwed.

Piko: 'Cause I'm not picking that up.

Kaito: With just a few simple words, you left yourself let your guard down. If you only knew that powerful drug that only I can fight.

Rin: NOW HES DRUGGING US, LEN CALL FOR HELP.

Len: SHUT UP RIN HE KILLED ME.

Kaito: There's no escape, from rusty chains. The echo of ticks-

Miku: The echo of ticks-

Kaito: -from the clock, get stronger as you fight.

Rin: How does that work?

Piko: Maybe the clock has superpowers, who gives a crap.

Kaito and Miku: Just an example, but we can hide, forever, in the garden if you'd like. The smell of our sweat mixing together, will surely get to me.

Rin: Talking about... sweat?

Len: Ah huh...

Piko: That's gross...

Rin: HE FUCKING BROKE MY PERSONAL SPACE GUYS.

Piko: If you hide in a garden, what would you eat?

Len: Maybe flowers. Or berries.

Piko: Ehh, no. Not for me.

Rin: MY PERSONAL SPACE GUYS, DONT YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME.

Piko and Len: NOT REALLY AT THE MOMENT RIN.

Kaito: and Miku: Just like any normal romance, I'm sure to make you fall in love with me. Tripping over a few little cracks, captivate me.

Piko, Len, and Rin: THE PERSONAL SPACE, KAITO-NII. YOU HAVE RUINED IT.

Kaito and Miku: Just an example, but we can hide, forever, in the garden if you'd like. The smell of our sweat mixing together surely, has gotten to me.

Rin: STOP TALKING ABOUT SWEAT GUYS, THATS DISGUSTING.

Kaito: Rin-chan... I had to...

Miku: That was fun.

Len: I'm just... I'm just gonna go...

Piko: Me too...

Rin: ALL OF YOU FUCING BROKE MY GODDAMN PERSONAL SPACE FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Kaito and Miku: Maybe we should go to...

Twi: WHY IS MY CHINA BROKEN?!

Everyone: YEP, GOING NOW.

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