Gaku-baka Gets His Own Chapter For Some Reason

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(Idk, Gaku-baka dosent get anough attention in this book, I guess. I don't listen to him much, that's why. His songs are kinda depressing sometimes. But even Gaku-baka needs attention. :3)

Gakupo: Hah! I have found out how to make my own chapter!

Gumi: Good for you. Should we give you a good sticker for your hard work?

Teto: Eh, might as well not give a shit.

Gakupo: *reveals katana* Excuse me?

IA: We've seen that enough times to know it's fake.

Gakupo: It isn't fake!

Oliver: You wouldn't kill us, even if you were angry.

Gakupo: Who knows? Maybe you're first.

Oliver: *backing away slowly, grabbing IA*

IA: Oliver. No. Not now. Stop.

Oliver: GAKU-BAKA IS GONNA KILL US ALL IA-SENPAI

Piko: You guys are loud...

Gumi: Well, when Gakupo has a fake sword, of course Oliver's gonna freak.

Teto: HAHA OLLIE-CHAN IS A CHICKEN

Oliver: Am not!

Gakupo: *pokes Oliver with fake sword*

Oliver: AH CRAP JAMES HELP ME PLEASE ANYONE PLEASE GAKU-BAKA IS GONNA EAT US OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT COME ON PLEASE ID EVEN TAKE LEN OR SOMETHING

Len: *looks up from magazine* What.

Piko: *throws pillow at Len* Shush, read your playboys. Nothing to see here.

Len: EXCUSE ME I DONT READ THOSE

IA: Oliver, calm the fuck down.

Teto: Chicken, with a capital bwak.

Gumi: Ah, huh...

Gakupo: This chapter is supposed to be about me, guys! Stop stealing my spotlight!

Oliver: HES GONNA EAT US FOR DINN-DINN

IA: Seriously, Oliver, what the fuck are you talking about.

Gakupo: Why would I eat him anyway? He probably tastes bad.

Teto: Hm... true.

Gumi: You guys are weird...

Piko: Are you just noticing?

Twi: Okay, guys, really. Pinkie and Dash had a party last night, so please! Shush!

Len: *face still in pillow* YOU THINK THESE GUYS WILL SHUT UP

Piko: YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP READING PLAYBOYS

Gakupo: CAN YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP, PLEASE, IM TRYING TO HAVE A CHAPTER CAUSE I DONT GET ENOUGH CREDIT HERE *reveals real katana*

Len and Piko: AH SHIT

Oliver: IA-SENPAI PROTECT ME

IA: Stop grabbing. Stop, stop, come on, no, no grabbing there. OLIVER STOP FUCKING GRABBING ME.

Twi: Well, I tried...

Teto: Maybe if we get some tranquilizer darts!

Gumi: Where are we gonna get that?

Twi: I have a few potions for that... But, I don't know how to get them to drink it.

Gumi: Slip it into their food?

Teto: No, we gotta be more creative.

Gakupo: EGGPLAAAANTTTSSSSS *rides on an eggplant*

Eggplant: *goes super slow*

Len and Piko: ...Wait, what.

Oliver: IA PLEASE

IA: STOP GRABBING ME AND I WILL CONSIDER SPARING YOU

Twi: ...Okay, I'm not even gonna try. I'll just move Pinkie and Dash over to AJ's place or something.

Gumi: Okay, good luck.

Teto: Where doth you keepth your sleep potions? I shall try to overcome these imbeciles.

Twi: I don't know, maybe in the basement. I keep them with my stash of drinks- I mean, the barrels.

Gumi: Don't you sometimes confuse them with one another or something?

Twi: Sometimes.

Gakupo: *has a bottle of sake*

Meiko: OI YOU. EGGPLANT SAMURAI. GIVE ME THAT.

Gakupo: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE. MUSH, EGGPLANT HORSEY. *goes super slow on eggplant*

Teto: Doesn't that mean Gakupo's gonna fall asleep if he drinks that?

Gakupo: *falls off eggplant, sleeping*

Meiko: HAHA *takes bottle*

Gumi: Yep.

Piko and Len: Gaku's an idiot.

Oliver: IA PLEASE JAMES IS CURRENTLY POOPING IN MY HAT AND GAKUPO'S GONNA KILL US ALL I NEED MORAL SUPPORT

IA: when gaku-baka fucking wakes up, i swear. i will punish him. I will. oliver grabs me like this because of idiot eggplant baka.

Gumi: Holy carrot cake, she's dead serious...

Teto: IA-chan~ Calm down~ I know we all wanna kill Gaku-baka for his actions, but that isn't the answer~

Gumi: I don't think IA's angry so much with Gakupo. Oliver's... Well, yeah, Oliver should stop grabbing her there.

Teto: But squish.

Gumi: No squish. He's twelve.

Gakupo: *delirious or something like that* One day... One day... I will prove my awesomeness...

Piko: Only thing you've proved is your idiocy.

Len: *hiding under the covers of his bed*

Piko: WHAT DIDNT TELL YOU ABOUT THE PLAYBOYS

Len: JUST LET ME READ GODDDAMIT

Miku: *opens door* Guys. Shut up. We don't need to listen to all of you freaking out like fluffy alpacas freaking out to mountain lions. We just wanna enjoy dinner.

Gakupo: Eggplants...

Miku: OH WAIT A MINUTE, GAKU-BAKA'S HERE

Luka: WE MUST ATTACK

Kaito: Oh look... Gakupo's sleeping...

Meiko: THAT SLEEPING POTION WAS NOTHING

Rin: Gaku-baka sleeping + our randomness = Gaku-baka getting a permenent marker mustache. Mwhahahahahaha!

Miku: ATTTTTAAACCKKKK

-They attack Gakupo-

Gumi: ...

Teto: Wanna join?

Gumi: Sure. Why not.

Yuki: Dancing in the night~ On this dance floor~ Excuse me for getting rid of the guys who can't dance~

Gumi: Yuki, no. Don't even. Just don't.

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