Celestia: Luna.
Luna: Yes?
Celestia: I made Fluffy give us a chapter.
Luna: Really? How?
Celestia: I have my ways...
Luna: ... *edging away* Alright then...
Cadence: *crashes in with Shining Armor* Hey!
Shining Armor: C-Cadence...? There's a reason why I'm glad I'm a unicorn...
Cadence: Oh, you don't like me flying you? Okay then. Next time you'll have to take the train.
Shining Armor: I'd prefer that...
Celestia: Cadence, that was a 2,000 bit stained-glass window.
Cadence: It was? Oh... Ehehehehh... Sorry? I'll pay for it.
Luna: That one was of Snowdrop!
Cadence: Uh... *looks at window* No, it's from that time we all got drunk and then we-
Celestia: Okay! You owe us 2,000 bits! End of story!
Cadence: Okay. I've saved a lot of money, due to the fact our empire is living off oranges. We now have more money for events and resources!
Luna: You're still living off oranges? Tell me, don't you ever get tired of eating them?
Celestia: We've considered living off leeks, but... That won't work out.
Shining Armor: Oranges aren't really that bad... We're safe from scurvy.
Cadence: To be honest, I'm tired of it. But we don't have any other food options.
Luna: We could always go to cabbage.
Celestia: Or carrots.
Cadence: I guess... Hey, where's Twilight?
Luna: Princess Twilight Sparkle?
Celestia: She's... She's been dealing with stuff with the other princess...
Discord: *pops in* A.K.A. Miku's been causing trouble.
~Meanwhile, at Twi's Castle~
-Leek monsters walking around-
Miku: SECOND AND FIFTH COHORT. I COMMAND YOU TO-
Twi: MIKU, WHY IN EQUESTRIA ARE THERE GIANT ASS LEEK MONSTERS IN MY CASTLE.
Miku: BECAUSE I WAS READING THE HEROES OF OLYMPUS.
Mikuo: SAVE YOURSELF TWILIGHT.
Twi: WHY ME CELESTIA.
Miku: HAI, HAAAIII. ATTTTAAACKKKK.
~In Canterlot Castle~
Celestia: Sometimes I worry for Princess Twilight Sparkle...
Luna: Sister, why do we call her by her full name?
Cadence: We could just call her Twi.
Discord: I can't. I'd get in trouble with you three.
Shining Armor: Since when did you care about that?
Discord: Uh, when I got reformed? Hello?
Cadence: Sure, sure... Like that time when you pulled so many pranks on Equestria and make it ruined.
Discord: Not my fault. Fluffy made it so tempting...
Fluffy: I DIDNT DO JACKSHIT.
Luna: I swear... The amounts of vulgar language...
Celestia: Sometimes I want to make it law not to curse.
Discord: Here's an idea. Maybe stop wondering and actually do.
Celestia: Hmm...
~Next Day~
Twi: CELESTIAAAAAAA HELPP MEEEEEE PLEASSSEEEEEEEEE.
Miku: ALL COHORTS, ATTACK THE EAST WALL.
Mikuo: YOU HEARD HER, CHAAAARRRGGEEEE.
Celestia: ...
Luna: Well, there's no rule against making giant leek monsters...
Cadence: Oh my crystals! This. Is. Amazing!
Shining Armor: What...
Discord: Throw your wife at it.
Shining Armor: Really?!
Miku: ALL COHORTS, ATTACK THE EAST WALL AND THE MEME OVERUSER!!!
Rin: CHAAAARRRRGEEEEEEEE TO DISCORD, DEAR KAGAMINE FAMILY
Len, Lenka, and Rinto: *riding a roadroller* HAI.
Discord: Oh, snap. *disappears*
Luna: Coward.
Celestia: If this is really what happens when I'm not here....
Twi: CELESTIA. WILL YOU-
Celestia: I guess I'll bring some cake for us to watch. *flies off*
Rin: BRING SOME ORANGE ONES!
Twi: WHYYYYYYY.
Miku: WHY ISNT THE EAST WALL DOWN.
Mikuo: DEAR SISTER, I THINK I HAVE EATEN ALL THE COHORTS.
Miku: GODDAMIT MIKUO
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
My Little Vocaloid: Singing is Magic Book 2
Hayran KurguThis is the second installment of my random, immature take on Vocaloid and MLP. Of course, there's more cussing, randomness, and more Vocaloids getting summoned to Equestria. Well, a few, not much, but you get my point. Anyway, will the Mane 6 get o...
