My Little Vocaloid: Singing is Magic Book 2

Confused Gumi is Confused

Gumi: Hey Teto?

Teto: Yeah?

Gumi: How old are you?

Teto: DONT ASK THAT GUMI-CHAN.

Gumi: IM SORRY I WAS JUST CURIOUS.

Teto: WELL DONT ASK ME AGAIN.

Gumi: Why?

Teto: JUST DONT. *leaves*

Gumi: *super confused*

***

Gakupo: And so, Rin literally jumped on me and started to hit my face.

IA: That's what you get for bleaching her clothes...

Gakupo: She broke my katana!

Gumi: Hey, guys?

IA: Eh.

Gakupo: Yes, Gumi?

Gumi: How old is Teto?

Gakupo and IA: ...

Gumi: Don't tell me...

IA: She's either 30 or 15. No, actually 31 or 15.

Gakupo: She's a chimera, don't bring it up...

Gumi: But... What's-

IA: Just, shush. We don't want to be whacked with her bread.

Gakupo: Yeah.

Gumi: *super confused*

***

Fluffy: I just don't know if I'm overpiling myself.

Len: You probably are.

Fluffy: I have about... *counting* five books in progress.

Len: Yep. Overpiling.

Fluffy: Gaahhh.

Len: But you're not gonna do anything 'bout it, are you?

Fluffy: Probably not. Why do you think I'm still writing this?

Gumi: Hey! Fluffy-chan! Len-kun!

Len: Waht.

Fluffy: Yea.

Gumi: How old is Teto?

Len: SHHHHHHHHH WE MUSTNT TALK ABOUT THAT.

Fluffy: She's 31 or 15.

Gumi: I know, but why can't we talk about it?

Len: She... She doesn't like being a chimera...

Fluffy: I don't even know what a chimera is.

Len: *looking through dictionary* Uh, well... I'm going with the genetics definition, but it says 'An organism composed of two or more genetically distinct tissues, as an organism that is partly male and partly female, or an artificially produced individual having tissues of several species.'

Fluffy and Gumi: ...

Len: Is Teto's a confirmed girl?

Gumi: I think... She has a genderbend named Ted, so I guess so...

Fluffy: Either way, she's like, a combination of 31 and 15.

Gumi: Then why is she so mad about it?

Len: Beats me.

Fluffy: I don't don't know, how would you feel if you had two ages?

Gumi: ...It's not anything to be ashamed of.

Len: Then go tell her that.

Gumi: Alright! *leaves*

Fluffy: I've been planning more books too...

Len: How did you pull a story from Rimokon?

Fluffy: I JUST DID OKAY.

***

Teto: *eating bread*

Gumi: Teto!

Teto: Gumi-chan?

Gumi: You don't have to hide your age from me! You're 31 and 15, right?

Teto: SHHHHHH KEEP IT DOWN.

Gumi: You don't have to be so ashamed of your age! It's not your fault, also, it's what makes you so unique!

Teto: Y-You think... I'm unique?

Gumi: Ah huh! So does a lot of fans!

Teto: ...It's just... I don't even know my age so-

Gumi: It doesn't matter. *hugs* We love you either way.

Rin: *comes in* FLUFFY'S MAKING A NEW SHIP. TETOXGUMI.

Fluffy: KEEP IT DOWN, PEOPLE WILL YELL AT ME.

Teto: *super happy* I love you all, fans of mine!

Gumi: I'm sure they love you too...

Teto: I also love you, Gumi-chan!

Gumi: Uh... What do you... What do you mean?

Teto: You know what I mean! *skips happily away*

Gumi: *super confused*