The Equestria Games

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Rin: *gets on announcement stage* AND WELCOME EVERYPONY, TO THE 74TH ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES.

Len: WRONG MOVIE, WRONG TOPIC.

Rin: AND WELCOME EVERYPONY, TO THE EQUSTRIA GAAAAAAAAMES!!!

Everypony: *cheers*

Len: Ah thank god... For a minute there, I thought I'd have to do archery...

Rin: There is archery. I signed you up for it.

Len: RIN WHAT THE FUCK.

Rin: Actually, the episode only featured two of eight events. So we're gonna wing it and do random events!

Len: RIN ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Rin: Hai! And I get to announce them!

Shining Armor: It was my job until she got it...

Twi: It's okay, Armor. They're new, so... Let them have this.

Rin: Anyway! *flies up to everyone* There will be seven rounds! Relay race, Aerial relay race, Archery, Singing, Bucking, Ice Archery, and Hugging!

Miku: Don't we really have an advantage at Singing?

Luka: Miku, shuuuuush. Don't give away advantages.

Len: Rin, what do you mean by hugging...?

Rin: This year, the participants will be the Princess and the Council of Friendship!

Meiko: Council of Friendship?

Kaito: Nice name for them, Rin-chan.

Twi: Ah yeah, I forgot I signed up for this shit.

Rainbow: Um, awesome? I mean, I was gonna participate anyway.

Fluttershy: I can do this. I did it last time, I can do it again...

Rarity: What can I do...?

AJ: I call Bucking.

Pinkie: Oh! Oh! Hugging sounds fun!

Rin: Now, I know this is called the Equestria Games, but this year it will only be the Council of Friendship and...

-Rin does epic pose-

Rin: The Vocaloids! We will also participate in this event!

Len: I did not sign up for this shit...

Twi: Ha.

Miku: I will do my best!

Luka: With my lucky tuna keychain, I can't lose!

Meiko: Am I gonna be sober enough for this?

Kaito: Um... Mei... What do you think I should do?

Meiko: They all pretty much suck, so take your pick.

IA: Hey, whoa... Whoa... I'm... I'm being mentioned?!

Gakupo: Seems like we're in the games too, IA.

Gumi: Oh my god, we're in the Equestria Games!

Teto: I WILL FINALLY SHOW OFF MY TALENTS.

Piko: Am I old enough to qualify?

Rin: Hm, well, according to Google, you're 14-16. Around Len's age. So yeah! You're in!

Piko: Goddamnit.

Rin: Now! Let the games begin!

Spike: *lights big torch*

Twi: You did it, Spike! And I don't have to help you!

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