(Just imagine this is the human world. Please. This can't be done anyway other that in our world. But MeikoxKaito for the win whahahahahah)
Meiko: *hung over from binge drinking* Ugghhh...
Kaito: Mei? Mei, wake up.
Meiko: Whaaaattt...
Kaito: Guess what today is!
Meiko: Uhm.... The day where I get to sleep in?
Kaito: No. Guess again!
Meiko: The day you admit you wanna kiss.
Kaito: No- Wait what?! How did, how-
Meiko: Just tell me, I'm hung over as fuck.
Kaito: Oh. Okay then... Follow me downstairs!
Meiko: I don't wanna get up.
Kaito: But the surprise is downstairs!
Meiko: Then carry me.
Kaito: *red face* Wh-What?!
Len's Voice Through a Walkie-Talkie: 'Kaito! Be a man and carry her! And hurry up because Yuki won't stop drinking the apple cider!'
Kaito: Eah!
Meiko: What was that?
Kaito: N-Nothing! Okay, fine, I'll carry you. *lifts Meiko*
Meiko: Yaaayyyy... I'm a princess...
Kaito: Mei, you're really hung over, aren't you?
Meiko: Magical bunnies... Hahahhaa....
Kaito: Yep, can't back down now...
~Downstairs~
Rin: SHIT FUCK YUKI WHY
Yuki: The apple cider was so tasty~!
Oliver: Crap, what do we do?!
Len: GODDAMIT YUKI
Miki: I added a bit of cherry extract on there to make it fruity!
Piko: Thank god I didn't drink that then...
Yuki: Miki-nee! Did you save the cream puffs too?
Rin: WAIT A MINUTE MIKI GOT THE CREAM PUFFS?!
Len: MIKI WHY
Miki: *opens bag* Yep! I got them right here! Let's eat them now, okay?
Yuki: Yaaaayy~!
Oliver: Yuki has gone onto a new level of evil, using Miki.
Piko: *facepalm* It's not hard to do anyway...
Miku: LUKA I SAID BLUE STREAMERS MEIKO LIKES KAITO
Luka: WELL I SAY PINK BECAUSE PINK IS CLOSE TO RED
Miku: BLUE
Luka: PINK
Miku: BLUE
Luka: PINK YOU LITTLE MOTHER-
Miki: Cherry flavored streamers!
Everyone: *stares at Miki*
Miki: *noming happily on cream puff*
Piko: Welp. Meiko's party will be a bust.
~From outside~
Kaito: *seeing the chaos*
Meiko: What's... going on?
Kaito: Mei, for your birthday, let's go out on a date at the ice cream shop.
Meiko: Huh? Oh yeah, it's my birthday. Okay then. I'll order the scotch ice cream with sake sauce... Hahaha...
Kaito: Hahah... Okay.
Meiko: Onward! My trusty horsey!
Kaito: 'Holy waffle cones she called me a horsey.'
Meiko: Come oooonnnnn, the princess demands it!
Kaito: Daisuki...
Meiko: Eh?
Kaito: I said we'll be there quickly, hahaha, I totally didn't say anything else, what are you looking at Mei, ahhaha....
Meiko: Weirdo.
Kaito: Don't call me a weirdo...
Meiko: But I like weirdos.
Kaito: Um...
Meiko: I guess that's why I like-
Rin: WHAT THE HELL YOURE MAKING MEIKOXKAITO MATERIAL WITHOUT ME WHAT THE FUCK
Len: RIIINNNN MIKI'S GOTTEN INTO THE PUNCH BOWL
Rin: AH SHIT PIKO CONTROL MIKI PLEASE
Piko: HOW DO I CONTROL A TICKING TIME BOMB
Rin: I DONT KNOW THERES SHIP MATERIAL IN FRONT OF ME
Piko: THEN THE PUNCH IS SCREWED
Miki: Cherry punch! Cherry punch!
Piko: MIKI GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE PUNCH BOWL
Meiko and Kaito: ...
Meiko: Ice cream shop?
Kaito: Ice cream shop.
And then Meiko spent her birthday on a date with Kaito, while Miki made a mess in the castle. There were no survivors expect for Miki and Yuki when Meiko and Kaito came back. Also, we will not discuss Meiko's age, unless you want to be sent to the moon.
Miku: With no helmet!
~~~~
Meito: *chugging a bottle of sake*
Kaiko: Um... Um... H-Happy birthday!
Meito: Thanks. *chugging another bottle*
Kaiko: Er... Well, I m-made you a scarf! It's red! I hope... I hope you like it!
Meito: Thanks. *chugging another bottle*
Kaiko: ...you didn't remember today was your birthday, did you?
Meito: Nope. *chugging another bottle*
Kaiko: Will we snuggle tonight?
Meito: Oh god, Kaiko, don't say it like that. That sounds wrong. So, oh so wrong.
Kaiko: I was, I was just wondering... I mean... I like to snuggle. I snuggle Onii-chan!
Meito: I ain't your onii-chan.
Kaiko: What about take a nap with you? Is that okay?
Meito: Whatever pleases that little mind of yours. *wraps scarf around neck*
Kaiko: ...Say, aren't the sake bottles twenty dollars per bottle?
Meito: *burps* Waaay to ruin the mood.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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