The Fourth Day of The Seventh Month (4th of July)

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Rin: GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

Len: Ahhhhh, Independence Day...?

Rin: FOURTH OF FUCKING JULY BITCHES *slaps Len with American flag*

Len: You know, this isn't that much of a big deal. It's mainly just in America due to the whole independence thing.

Rin: SO WHAT WE'LL STILL HAVE FIREWORKS

Len: You mean sparklers?

Rin: *slaps Len with apple pie* NO YOU FIREFLOWER. ITS FIREWORKS.

AJ: WHY THE PIE.

Len: Stop slapping me, please.

Rin: *slaps Len with burger* OKAY TWI, LETS GO

Twi: *dragging the fireworks* Okay...

Rainbow: Can't I just do a Sonic Rainboom and be done?

Rarity: I'm afraid not, darling. We have fireworks in the shapes of our Cutie Marks!

Fluttershy: Ah, um... Can we wear ear mufflers? The fireworks are a bit loud...

Pinkie: FIREWORKSFIREWORKSFIREWORKSFIREWORKSFIREWORKSWHWHAHAHA

Meiko: Happy *hic* Julyth of Four~ *hic* Everyone...

Kaito: I have some red, white, and blue sherbet if anyone wants any...

Luka: Today is a great holiday for independence. And tuna.

Miku: ILL SING THE STAR SPANGED BANNER

Len: Oh god no.

Rin: DO IT ON THE WAY THERE

Miku: Okay! *starts singing*

Len: Someone please help me.

Rin: *slaps Len with barbecue grill*

~At the Park~

-fireworks shoot out-

Rin: Oh! Oh! That one looks like an orange!

Miku: A leek!

Len: They have banana ones...?

Luka: Everything I see is tuna.

Meiko: Hehehe~ *hic*

Kaito: Whoa... They're so pretty...

Twi: I'm so happy we have fireworks even though I have no idea what they're for.

Rainbow: Awesome.

AJ: The Cutie Mark ones are pretty nice.

Applebloom: Whoa, sis! Look at all those exploding things!

Scootaloo: They're fireworks.

Sweetie-Belle: They're amazing.

Rarity: Yes, you got that right, Sweetie. Oh! I should make a firework inspired dress!

Fluttershy: S-So loud...

Pinkie: WOWTHEYRESOBIGANDSPARKLYANDBIGANDPRETTYANDBIGANDLOUDANDBIGANDWOWTHEYREEVENINRAINBOWCOLORSANDBIGANDINDIFFERENTSHAOESANDBIGANDBIG.

Miku: Oh, I forgot!

Len: What now?

Miku: OH, SAY, CAN YOU SEEEEEEE?! BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHTTTTT. WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAAAAAIILLLLEDDDDD!

Rin: *single tear* So beautiful...

Len: Why are we even making a big deal about it when we're in Equestria?

Rin: BECAUSE FUCKING INDEPENDENCE BITCH *slaps Len with Declaration of Independence*

Len: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT

Rin: DONT QUESTION IT

Fluffy: *has paper flag* Happy Fourth of July!

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