My Little Vocaloid: Singing is Magic Book 2

Pinkie's Cooking Show

Pinkie: Hello everypony! Welcome to Pinkie's Cupcake Cooking Show!

Rainbow: Where we bake and cook within a hour!

Derpy: Muffins.

Pinkie: Today, we'll be making a dinner course and a dessert!

Derpy: Muffins.

Rainbow: So, let's get started!

~Back at Twi's castle~

Rin: *watching the show on a TV*

Len: Rin, where did you get the TV?!

Rin: DUDE, SHUT UP. PINKIE IS ON TV.

Len: Okay, okay...

Twi: Oh! The new episode of Pinkie's cookie show is on?! *watches with Rin*

Len: What the fuck.

~Back to Pinkie~

Pinkie: Okay, so we're gonna make broccoli stir fry with fried tofu.

Derpy: What.

Rainbow: I don't know either.

Pinkie: It's a human dish I learned! It's, er what was it... Vegetarian?

Lyra: OMG ITS HUMAN DISH?!

Bon-Bon: Oh boy...

Pinkie: Okay, so the ingredients we need are...

Rainbow: *holds up a soy sauce bottle* What's this?

Pinkie: *grabs bottle* Oh yeah! This is soy sauce, a fermented sauce thingy that's very salty!

Derpy: Can I try?

Pinkie: No silly, we can't eat our dish before we cook it!

Rainbow: So, okay. Soy sauce, broccoli, oil, garlic, tofu, and some weird pasta...

Pinkie: Those are noodles.

Rainbow: Oh, yeah.

Pinkie: So let's get cooking!

~Twi's castle~

Len: Don't you need more stuff to make stir fry?

Rin: LEN SHUT UP, THEY ARE PROFESSIONALS.

Len: They burned the muffins they were baking last week...

Twi: SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHH.

Len: No one's listening to me.

Miku: That's because no one gives a shit.

Len: *pout face*

~Cooking show stage thingy I don't know~

Pinkie: Okay, now that we have all the ingredients, let's cook!

Rainbow: *turns on the stove* How are we gonna cook this?

Pinkie: In a wok. *holds up wok*

Derpy: Why is it so big? Plus, it looks more like a helmet than a cooking thingy.

Pinkie: *places wok on stove and splashes oil* This cooks the stir fry up really hot and stuff. I read that in Twi's books.

Rainbow: Of course Twi has books on something that ponies can't even hold...

~Twi's castle~

Twi: PINKIE MENTIONED ME ON TV.

Rin: THEYRE USING A WOK.

Len: Rin, we've had stir fry before. Why are you so-

Rin and Twi: SHSHSHSHSSHSHSHHHHH.

Len: *sigh*

Miku: Why don't they put green onions or something?

~Cooking thing again~

Pinkie: Dashie, why don't you give this a try? I need to get the sauce ready.

Rainbow: Wha?! Me?!

Pinkie: Here. *pushes Rainbow up to wok* Now flip it around.

Rainbow: Uh... *shaking the stuff around*

Pinkie: *smushing garlic and mixing the soy sauce*

Rainbow: Are the noodles supposed to turn a bit black?

Derpy: Rainbow Dash, you're burning the noodles...

Rainbow: Too bad, I'm not eating this.

Pinkie: La, la, la~ *mixing and stuff*

Derpy: It smells good.

Rainbow: More like barbecue! Pinkie!

Pinkie: What? Oh. *puts in sauce*

Wok: *sizzles*

Rainbow: IS IT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!

Pinkie: Yeah. Now keep an eye on it while I fry the tofu.

Derpy: It looks like cheese...

Pinkie: Yeah, it does. But it's not! Cheese is more savory. Tofu doesn't taste like anything.

Rainbow: OH MY CELESTIA, ITS STILL SIZZLING.

Pinkie: *fries up tofu*

~Twi's Castle~

Rin: I like fried tofu.

Twi: Does it taste like anything?

Rin: Er, not really. But we had some condiments to flavor it.

Len: We had some soy sauce and some mus-

Rin and Twi: SHSHSHSHSHSHHHH.

Len: You guys were just talking!

Luka: Len, you will never win. Give it up.

Len: 。・゜・(ノД')・゜・。orz

Miku: Oh my leeking gods, how did you do that.

Rin and Twi: SHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHH.

~Again to cooking thing~

-Food is burning-

Pinkie: DASHIE, I SAID TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE NOODLES.

Rainbow: I DONT KNOW THIS STUFFZ.

Derpy: FIRE.

Audience: *freaking out*

Pinkie: EVERYPONY, CALM DOWN.

Rainbow: THERES A BUCKING FIRE PINKIE, HOW IN EQUESTRIA CAN YOU TELL US TO CALM DOWN.

Derpy: Can we move onto the dessert?

Pinkie: NOT NOW DERPY.

Rainbow: *brings in a cloud and makes it rain*

Everypony: GAH THE RAIIIINNN.

Rainbow: It's better than a burned down building.

Pinkie: I WAS GONNA MAKE MY SPECIAL CUPCAKES... WHYYYYYYYYYY COOKING GODS WHYYYYYYY

Derpy: WHO WANTS A MUFFIN?!

~Back at Twi's Castle~

Rin: ...

Twi: ...

Len: Well then.

Miku: Pinkie and Rainbow kinda seemed a bit too immature to be in the kitchen...

Luka: They didn't cook any tuna dish, that's why.

Pinkie and Rainbow: *come in all soaked from the rain*

Twi: So, cooking.

Pinkie and Rainbow: Cupacakes turned out better.

Rin: WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYY 。・゜・(ノД')・゜・

Miku: EVEN RIN, HOW DO YOU DO THAT.