Mikuo Is No Help Whatsoever

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Miku: Mikuo, have you seen my leeks anywhere?

Mikuo: Dear sister, do I look like a locator?

Miku: Mikuo, I'm serious.

Mikuo: Fine. I ate them.

Miku: *slaps Mikuo*

Mikuo: I was just kidding. Oh, and you slap like a girl.

Miku: I AM A GIRL.

Mikuo: Okay, see ya, sis! I'm going out!

Miku: IM GONNA KILL YOU MIK- *gets door slapped in face*

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Rin: Hey Mikuo.

Mikuo: Hey Rin-chan.

Rin: Have you seen my roadroller? I need it to teach Rinto and Lenka a lesson...

Mikuo: Lenka needs a lesson?

Rin: She doesn't do anything that much... But she did something bad with Rinto so... Yeah.

Mikuo: Well, I haven't seen your roadroller around here. But I think Len was using it earlier...

Rin: HE WHAT. NO ONE USES MY ROADROLLER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. *flies towards Len*

Len: Hey Ri-

Rin: *tackles Len*

Len: WHAT THE FUCK RIN.

Rin: GIVE ME BACK MY ROADROLLER.

Len: I DONT HAVE IT!!

Rin: LIAR. MIKUO TOLD ME YOU HAVE IT.

Len: MIKUO, IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU.

Mikuo: Okay, I'm just gonna go...

~~~

Meiko: Hey, Mikuo-chan.

Mikuo: Eh?

Meiko: Can you get Kaito off the roof?

Kaito: *on the roof*

Mikuo: Why is he on the roof?

Meiko: Eh, I kinda took his fudgesicles.

Mikuo: Oh...

Kaito: MEI TOOK MY FUDGESICLES. AND I WILL NEVER COME DOWN THERE UNTIL I GET THEM BACK.

Mikuo: So... What do I do?

Meiko: Go to the store and get fudgesicles.

Mikuo: Ohh... You see... I don't have any bits and...

Meiko: *gives Mikuo bits* There. Now get the fudgesicles and come back.

Mikuo: 'With this money, I can get an entire leek crate...'

Meiko: Mikuo, did you hear me?

Mikuo: Huh? Oh, yeah. Fudgesicles. Come back. Got it. *walks off*

~~~

Mikuo: *walking around with a leek crate*

Luka: Hey Mikuo. Where'd you get that crate?

Mikuo: At the store.

Luka: Where'd you get the money?

Mikuo: Meiko...

Luka: Why?

Mikuo: ...

Luka: ...

Mikuo: ...

Luka: ...

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