My Little Vocaloid: Singing is Magic Book 2

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(Cause he touched the but)

~At Four A.M. In The Guest Room~

Rin: *in bed* OMG

Len: What.

Rin: Look at de butt

Len: What?!

Rin: butt

Len: Rin, just go back to bed please. I don't have enough patience for this now.

Rin: no there is butts

Len: Why a sudden interest in butts at four in the morning?!

Rin: cause butts

Rin: Butts

Len: Shut up.

Rin: *gasp* No one dares to shut the butt up

Rin: I shun you

Rin: Shun

Rin: Shun the nonbeliever

Piko: shun

Len: Not you too Piko!

Piko: Wait, what are we shunning?

Len: *facepillow*

Rin: Len, cause he doesn't believe in the butt.

Piko: Oh. I'm going back to bed.

Len: See?! Rin, just shut it and go back to sleep please!

Rin: No. There is butts for me to see and I can't sleep with them all around me.

Len: We are in a pony world where everyone has their butt sticking out, I'm sure you'll get enough butt by walking around in the park.

Rin: But I wanna see butt now.

Rin: It's now or never.

Len: Can it please be never.

Rin: now.

Len: Shit.

Miku: You guys are so loud, we're trying to sleep!

Len: It's not my fault Rin's talking about butts!

Miku: ...What?

Rin: Miku you have a blue butt

Miku: wut

Rin: Nothing.

Len: Rin, please go back to bed.

Rin: No.

Len: Rin.

Rin: Yellow butt.

Len: YOU HAVE THE SAME COLOR BUTT AS I DO

-silence as everyone wakes up and stares at Len-

Len: Ah... I... Eh... It's not what it looks like, guys...

IA: I was having a nice dream when I hear butts come from the banana pervert himself.

Gakupo: Len, you're sick.

Kaito: Len-kun looks at Rin's... Behind?

Meiko: Kai, let's just go back to bed, okay? I don't wanna look at the pervert.

Len: I-It's not really what it looks like, guys! Rin was just-

Yuki: Len-Senpai is blaming Rin-onee-chan?

Oliver: Sick. Just sick. Blaming your own sister.

Len: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE RIN WAS TALKING ABOUT BUTTS

Rin: *dramatic gasp* Why, dear brother, I'd never! How dare you accuse me of such a thing!

Len: When does she talk all proper and shit, huh?! When she's lying!

Piko: Len, just admit it, you check out Rin's butt.

Len: WE LIVE IN A FUCKING PONY WORLD WHERE THE FUCKING PRINCESSES ARE NAKED

Piko: oh right

Rin: But butts aren't but.

Len: What?!

Rin: Len, just go to bed, you'll never understand.

Len: *facepillow* Thanks to you, I'm confused and everyone thinks I'm a pervert.

Rin: Basically everyday!

Len: But this time I hate you even more.

Rin: Butttttstststtsssstttlukahasabuttonherchest

Luka: WHAT

Miku: lol wut