My Little Vocaloid: Singing is Magic Book 2

Magnet (The Cover Heaven Song)

(Requested by MusicDash2003. Ah, Magent... All the covers...)

Kaito: So, um... Who's gonna sing this one?

Rin: Well, there's like, over a billion different covers.

Len: If you pair the total amount of male Vocaloids with a fixed amount of female Vocaloids, and times it by itself, then we'd get around two hundred or so. Maybe three to four hundred if you're shipping all willy nilly.

Rin: Oh god math.

Len: But that's only for the straight songs, I mean, if you wanna get into Yuri and Yaoi-

Rin: START THE SONG FOR THE LOVE OF FANFICTIONS EVERYWHERE

Miku: A slender flame burns at the edges of my heart, without warning it's suddenly a burning passion.

Rin: Slender Man turns into Passionate Man?!

Len: That'd make an even worse game.

Miku: Butterflies flutter wildly, all around in my chest. Scales start to drop on your hand.

Kaito: D-Did she barf the butterflies?!

Fluttershy: Oh... My... Celestia...

Rin: GET FLUTTERS OUT OF HERE

Miku and Luka: Wrapped all around your little finger-

Luka: -from the lips all the way to the tongue.

Rin: EEEEEWWWWWWW.

Fluttershy: W-Wouldn't that be... sticky?

Len: I thought you weren't supposed to be here.

Miku and Luka: Even if this is something is not allowed, the flame still burns on.

Kaito: Should we get some water?!

Rainbow: I'll get a cloud, if you want.

Len: We don't want it to rain indoors...

Miku and Luka: I want to embrace you, I want you to tell me... That you think this isn't a mistake.

Rin: YOU TWO MADE THE MOST BIGGEST MISTAKE IN VOCALOID HISTORY

Len: Which is?

Rin: Breaking the number of covers on a single song...

Kaito: I don't think that a mistake to you Rin... More like a miracle.

Miku and Luka: I want you to kiss me, I want you to remake me. I want to drown in your captivity.

Rainbow: Is Luka that hot?

Kaito: I don't find her that pretty... She's nice, though...

Luka: Every moment, it's getting harder to restrain myself. If this is love, I want to wear it on my sleeve. This "strange feeling" turns into an unbearable longing. I would follow you to the end of the world forever.

Rin: Make sure you bring a map!

Rainbow: She has wings though, she'll be fine.

Miku and Luka: If my heart goes wild,

Miku: I'll be easily relieved-

Miku and Luka: -as if we had no time to feel tender each other.

Fluttershy and Rainbow: ?!?!

Rin: *writing down fanfic material*

Len: *facepalm*

Miku and Luka: That dream hasn't come again. There is no chance in this reality. If we touch each other, we'll never come back, but that's just fine...

Rainbow: This is like that Romio and Jeweliet thingy Twi told us about... Right?

Fluttershy: It's Romeo and Juliet, Dash...

Rainbow: Same thing.

Rin: SHUSH.

Miku and Luka: You're everything to me.

Len: If Miku or Luka is everything....

Rin: THEN THE WORLD WILL BE FILLED WITH LEEKS AND TUNA

Kaito: *sweatdrop* S-Such a scary world...

Rainbow: That world would stink. Bad.

Len: That's why we have air fresheners.

Rin: *holds up box filled with air fresheners* New Car Smell or Cool Mint?

Miku: With the dawn also comes my anxiety, as I cry still. "It's alright," you whisper, but I heard tears in your voice as well...

Rin: OF COURSE, MIKU CRIES. THIS FANFIC WILL BE EVEN MORE INTERESTING *writes down ideas*

Miku and Luka: I want to embrace you, I want you to tell me... That you think this isn't a mistake. I want you to kiss me, I want you to remake me. I want to drown in your captivity.

Len: *whispers* You guys aren't that sexy...

Rainbow: *whispers* Says the guy with a horn on his head...

Len: SHUT UP

Miku and Luka: We're drawn like a magnet. Even if we left each other, we would find each other again.

Rin: Refrigerator magnets?!

Kaito: I think they'd be a leek and tuna magnet...

Miku and Luka: Now that I've touched you, we can never go back, but that's just fine... You're everything to me.

Rin: WE NEED AN ADULT, THEY TOUCHED.

Len: NO TOUCHING POLICY

Rainbow: LEN HAS A HORN

Len: *tackles Rainbow*

Miku: Just so you know, Luka, I'll never admit defeat to you! *holds leek sword*

Luka: You wanna bring it on? *has tuna sword* Bring it on!

Kaito: I thought this was a song about love and happiness. Why are you two fighting.

Miku: BECAUSE LEEKS ARE BETTER

Luka: TUNA IS BEST

Rin: AND NOW WE HAVE REACHED THE BREAK UP PART OF THE FANFICTION

Fluttershy: B-Breaking up? Oh, no... Please don't fight...

Rainbow: I'm rooting for Luka.

Luka: HA

Miku: RAINBOW YOU TRAITOR

Len: I'm gonna go before I get whapped by a leek or tuna.

Rainbow: Says the pony with a horn~

Len: THATS SERIOUSLY GETTING OLD FIND A BETTER INSULT SKITTLES