My Little Vocaloid: Singing is Magic Book 2

Miki? Oh, oh no...

Miki: Haaaiiiiiii!

Piko: HOLY PUDDING CUPS IM HEARING MIKI'S VOICE SOMEONE PLEASE CALL FOR HELP

Miki: It's okay Piko-kun! You're hearing my voice because I'm here! As a pony!

Piko: ... *slowly turns back*

Miki: *happily stands there, smiling*

Piko: RRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNN LEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN OLIVVVVEEEEERRRRRRR WE HAVE A SITUAAAAATIOONNNNN

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Oliver: Um... So... She's a Unicorn.

Piko: *facedesk*

Rin: No shit fucking Sherlock.

Len: Hahah... Hi, Miki...

Miki: Hello! I have been summoned here. I don't know exactly why, but it will be fun being here you you all!

Piko: *demon voice* summon her back this instant

Rin: Oh my god

Len: Piko, don't be so rude...

Piko: You don't know what she'll do. I don't know what she'll do. Miki's dangerous. Dangerous I tell you!

Oliver: She can't be that dangerous, okay? She's a unicorn too, so she wouldn't cause any problems in the air.

Miki: *walking to a shelf*

Piko: Oh no, guys. She's walking to a shelf. What do we do. We need to prepare.

Rin: Calm down, Piko! Eat some pudding or whatever. Give the girl some space to settle in.

Piko: I can't eat pudding when she's around! She'll eat it out of my hands!

Len: ....Should we be grossed out by that statement?

Piko: YES YOU SHOULD MIKI IS A DANGEROUS PERSON TO HAVE IN THIS PONY WORLD WHERE MAGIC EXISTS

Miki: Oh! I think I'll test out my horn. Piko-kun! Do I just think about what I want to do then it'll happen?

Piko: *super scared* Wh-What is it you wanna do...?

Miki: I wanna explode something! Like a cherry bomb!

Piko: GUYS QUICK RUN

Rin: Piko, Miki just got here, she can't do much-

-explosion-

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Rin: *cherry juice all over her* Um... I stand corrected and covered in cherry juice...

Len: *passed out on a table*

Oliver: *flying* Man, that was close...

Piko: *hiding under the table where Len's passed out* Is... Is it okay now?

Miki: Oh, oopsie! I think I blew the room up. Piko-kun! I did a magic! Isn't that great?

Piko: MIKI STOP BEING DANGEROUS

Miki: Oh... I just wanted to impress you...

Piko: Gaaaah, she's using her guilt trip now!

Rin: Piko, what should you say to Miki?

Piko: YOURE A THREAT TO US ALL MIKI

Miki: What's a threat?

Rin: Holy shit is Miki five or something

Piko: She's older than I am.

Rin: And you're sixteen oh god

Oliver: Piko, why does Miki want to impress you so much?

Piko: I don't know man. I don't know...

Miki: *happily drinking cherry juice*

Rin: *backing away slowly* I know better than to deal with you, missy.

Miki: I hope to get along with everyone nicely!

Piko: WARNING WARNING CODE RED CODE RED WE HAVE A SITUATION MIKI IS HERE HIDE THE CHILDREN

Len: Oof...

Oliver: Hey, Len, do you know why Piko hates Miki so much?

Len: Hates her? Piko doesn't hate her.

Oliver: Then why does Piko act so...?

Piko: I REPEAT HIDE THE CHILDREN AND POSSIBLY YOUR ELDERLY

Miki: Oh! I want to meet some kids! Also, I'd like to visit their grandparents. Grandparents are really nice!

Piko: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYONE ITS EVERY PONY FOR THEMSELVES

Oliver: ...that.

Len: Oh. It's because Miki tends to, well, you know.

Miki: Oh, what does this book mean? It's a lemon? I like lemons! I like lemonade too!

Piko: Miki put that book down now

Len: See? He cares enough to make sure her innocence doesn't get wasted.

Oliver: Oh...

Piko: Bad Miki. No. Don't read that.

Miki: Piko-kun, what's an ochi-

Piko: CODE NINE WE GOT A CODE NINE

Yuki: CODE NINE CODE NINE MIKI-NEE DONT READ THAT PLAY WITH ME PLEASE

Miki: Oh... Okay! Piko-kun plays with us too!

Piko: Aahhhhhhhh why

Miki: Because I missed you!

Yuki: Okay! *sends glares to Piko* Let's play!

Piko: Even you?! Guys, help me out please...?

Rin: Rest in peace, Piko.

Len: Good luck man.

Oliver: You're gonna need it.

Piko: OH HEAVENLY PUDDING ABOVE, FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT IM ABOUT TO DO NOW

And then the day ended with Miki happily licking a cherry lollipop, Yuki eating an apple, Piko eating his pudding, and everyone else trying not to fall in the holes in the floor.