The Moon Princess

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Luka: You know, I think I finally understand how to fly properly!

Miku: Lol, you're so behind I learned that shit last week.

Luka: *whacks Miku to the moon* SHUT UP

Rin: Do you know how hard it is to manage these wings.

Len: Do you know how hard it is to do magic? I mean, look at Piko.

Piko: *rolling on the floor, pudding in mouth*

Rin: ...

Len: Okay, don't look at Piko. I'm just saying, being a Pegasus isn't as bad as being a unicorn.

Oliver: I ARGUE WITH YOU

IA: Len, you don't have two extra limbs that don't even pull their own weight, don't you go talking about this.

Rin: TO BE A PEGASUS MEANS YOU MUST UNDERSTAND HOW WINGS WORK.

Rainbow: You all have no idea how easy it is to use your wings! I guess it's because I'm so awesome that I can use mine to go super fast.

Rin: Or it's because, oh, I don't know, you were born a Pegasus?

Rainbow: Oh, maybe that too.

Kaito: Well, being a Pegasus is probably fun! I mean, unicorns can do magic and stuff, but we can't fly like you all. We're all special!

Meiko: AHEM

Kaito: E-Even Mei! Right, guys...? Right?

Len: Meiko you have no special talents.

Meiko: EXCUSE ME MISTER

Rin: All you got is strength. WELL GUESS WHAT. WE GOT THE POWER OF FLIGHT AND MAGICS BITCH

Meiko: I WILL WHACK YOU ALL TO THE MOON WITH MIKU

~All the way from the Moon~

Miku: *curled up in a ball* I have no helmet.

Luna: Bish you gonna die

Celestia: Luna no sthap

~Back to Equestria~

Gakupo: Well, my wings help me train to fight... So I don't have any problem...

IA: Holy cow, Gaku-baka knows something.

Teto: This is a miracle.

Gumi: A very rare miracle indeed.

Gakupo: *sits in the corner, contemplating his life*

Len: BEING A UNICORN IS ALSO HARD TOO YOU KNOW

Rin: SHUT UP YOU SPOILED BRAT YOU GOT THE ABILITY TO TRANSFORM ANYTHING INTO ANYTHING

Len: YEAH BUT YOU DONT GET HEADACHES BY USING YOUR WINGS DO YOU

Rin: WE DEAL WITH ALTITUDE ISSUES

Len: DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR HORN BREAKS

Rin: holy shit Len has erectile dysfunction

Rainbow: OHHHHHHHHHH

Len: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT RIN

(btw don't look that up please I beg of chu)

~In Twi's Study Room~

Spike: Twilight, can I ask you something?

Twi: Yes, Spike?

Spike: Why is it that we left Rainbow with the others?

Twi: For comedy reasons, Spike. For comedy reasons.

Rarity: I feel bad for Len, Rainbow always teases him.

Fluttershy: I don't get what she means sometimes...

Twi: It's best if we don't. Ever.

AJ: Ah well, it's not like they ain't used to be teased, right?

~Back in the Living Room or whatever~

Len: WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME

Rin: BECAUSE WE CAN

~On The Moon~

Miku: *still floating*

Miku: I hath becometh le moon prinshess

Luna: Hey!

Celestia: Luna you hath been replaced.

Miku: yea

Miku: sekai de ichiban ohime-sama

Luna: I BANISH THEE

Miku: *floating in space* I still have no helmet

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